Star Wars vs Star Trek

**~~ricrery~~** · 03-20-10, 07:54 PM

Originally Posted by Apocalypse2001

well if you are too much of a moron to understand what era Enterprise you are looking at then it's waste of time to even talk to you. A Dominion capital ship is all that's needed to make space dust out of a death star. Get it?! DEATH star.

MORE excuses, dumbass. It doesn't matter because 800 gigawatts is SHIT. A Dominion Capital ship can't scratch an Acclamator that does 1200 gigatons, let alone the the Death Star does 20 million yottatons, or 20 billion exatons, or 20 trillion petatons, or 20 quadrillion teratons, or 20 quintillion gigatons, or 20 sextillion megatons, can the ENTIRETY of Star Trek come close to that? Aww, they can't

**Shogun** · 03-20-10, 07:57 PM

I am sure of one fact: Star Wars ships can deal a lot more damage then they can take

**Apocalypse2001** · 03-20-10, 08:04 PM

Originally Posted by ricrery

MORE excuses, dumbass. It doesn't matter because 800 gigawatts is SHIT. A Dominion Capital ship can't scratch an Acclamator that does 1200 gigatons, let alone the the Death Star does 20 million yottatons, or 20 billion exatons, or 20 trillion petatons, or 20 quadrillion teratons, or 20 quintillion gigatons, or 20 sextillion megatons, can the ENTIRETY of Star Trek come close to that? Aww, they can't

yeah and my dick can do 100 googooplex. And I'm the Queen of England. and after that I was Richard Simmons desguised as Vader. I can make up stuff too just like you.

Originally Posted by Shogun

I am sure of one fact: Star Wars ships can deal a lot more damage then they can take

mmm correct.

But I got three words for riceroni up there: Cloaks. Transporters. Borg power core.
Nuff said.

**~~ricrery~~** · 03-20-10, 08:06 PM

Good thing Star Wars has cloaks, Force teleporting, and what about the power core? Besides, I'm making a thread.

**Shogun** · 03-20-10, 08:18 PM

Originally Posted by Apocalypse2001

yeah and my dick can do 100 googooplex. And I'm the Queen of England. and after that I was Richard Simmons desguised as Vader. I can make up stuff too just like you.

Then I am the second coming of Christ, no I AM GOD!

**Apocalypse2001** · 03-20-10, 08:19 PM

Originally Posted by ricrery

Good thing Star Wars has cloaks, Force teleporting, and what about the power core? Besides, I'm making a thread.

Cloaks? in your dreams. Force teleporting? in your wet dreams.

And not according to George Lucas. So you lose.
Go back to your glass menagerie. Careful you don't break anything like your brain. Oops, too late

**~~ricrery~~** · 03-20-10, 08:23 PM

TESB brings up that the Millennium Falcon is too small to a have cloak, dumbass Trektard! C Canon = continuity the only NON canon is N CANON. Dumbass Trektard. You still lose, dumbass!

**ProphetofWisdom** · 03-20-10, 08:26 PM

Bah! All of you inferior races shall serve the all mighty Irken Empire!

“Bow down! Bow down before the power of the Irken Empire! Or be crushed! Be crushed! BY! Their Glorious Iron Boot O’Conquesty Doom!!!!"

No force in this multi-verse can ultimately hope to defeat the Irken Empire as it gains more and more technology from its conquest!

"Victory! Victory for ZIM!!!!" - Invader Zim

**Shogun** · 03-20-10, 08:28 PM

Force Teleporting is basicly making a wormhole with the power of the force. "The power to destroy a planet is INSIGNIFICANT next to the power of the force", I wonder whats the force's full power. I am taking an estimate: Make the universe go RIP. The power one exerts depends on training and midi-clorians....

RIP as in Rest in Peace and rip.

**Apocalypse2001** · 03-20-10, 08:31 PM

Originally Posted by ricrery

TESB brings up that the Millennium Falcon is too small to a have cloak, dumbass Trektard! C Canon = continuity the only NON canon is N CANON. Dumbass Trektard. You still lose, dumbass!

Stop using bullshit sites that are mashed together using biased info.
I never said anything about a millenium falcon. Your living in your own little world. I think it's time you go to Betty Ford. I hear the men in white, with happy pills, are coming.

**Apocalypse2001** · 03-20-10, 08:34 PM

Originally Posted by Shogun

Force Teleporting is basicly making a wormhole with the power of the force. "The power to destroy a planet is INSIGNIFICANT next to the power of the force", I wonder whats the force's full power. I am taking an estimate: Make the universe go RIP. The power one exerts depends on training and midi-clorians....

RIP as in Rest in Peace and rip.

One word: Dawd.

End of story

**Shogun** · 03-20-10, 08:52 PM

What is dawd by the way???

**Apocalypse2001** · 03-20-10, 08:58 PM

Originally Posted by Shogun

What is dawd by the way???

An immortal being of vast power. One was known to have wiped out all of the Husnok (who killed his human wife) with a single thought. He was so enraged by the murder of his wife that he didn't just kill 1 or a thousand or a billion...He killed ALL Husnok. Everywhere.

**Kittamaru** · 03-20-10, 09:07 PM

Originally Posted by ricrery

WANK! The Borg barely can time travel, and we don't know why, it could have been because of an anomaly. (There are 11 Doctors liar) He couldn't beat the 2009 Dalek Empire alone, add in all the rest I put on, and Star Trek is fucked, and why would Doctor Who help Star Trek win? Someone's desperate I see. It's obvious Doctor Who fucks Star Trek with zero strain.

Oh for fucks sake... IT WAS A JOKE YOU MORON!

You DO know what humor is, right?

The reason for the joke is because Patric Stewart is going to appear on Dr. Who after he and the guy playing The Doctor performed in a rendition of Hamlet together.

Goddamn man...

**Kittamaru** · 03-20-10, 09:08 PM

Originally Posted by Shogun

Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, and good luck doing that before getting killed.

You DO know what the Heart of Gold is right? It uses an Improbability Drive to make the most unlikely and improbable thing happen...

**Apocalypse2001** · 03-20-10, 09:08 PM

Originally Posted by Kittamaru

Oh for fucks sake... IT WAS A JOKE YOU MORON!

You DO know what humor is, right?

The reason for the joke is because Patric Stewart is going to appear on Dr. Who after he and the guy playing The Doctor performed in a rendition of Hamlet together.

Goddamn man...

Hamlet ?! really?! damn....wish I was there

**Kittamaru** · 03-20-10, 09:09 PM

Originally Posted by ricrery

I just learned something new, Dalek firepower on low setting does 510 megajoules or the equivalent of a lightning bolt. Phasers do slightly more than 1 megawatt as stated by Memory Alpha.

Yet phasers are capable of fully atomizing a human being, while a lightning bolt MIGHT kill you...

again, raw power means nothing... get it through your damned head.

**Shogun** · 03-20-10, 09:11 PM

Originally Posted by Kittamaru

You DO know what the Heart of Gold is right? It uses an Improbability Drive to make the most unlikely and improbable thing happen...

Oh.....Now I know....

**Kittamaru** · 03-20-10, 09:19 PM

Originally Posted by Shogun

Oh.....Now I know....

*nods* It's from hitchikers Guide - it turned two missiles that were going to hit it into a whale and a potted plant respectively

It was funny shit

**Kittamaru** · 03-20-10, 09:21 PM

Originally Posted by Apocalypse2001

Hamlet ?! really?! damn....wish I was there

*nods* Apparently the two are actually pretty good friends.

Thus, Jean Luc appearing in Dr. Who

And that means he could call in favors, like having a Time Lord help him bloody the Empire up a bit via temporal manipulation

And BTW - Star Trek can EASILY travel through time, and with good accuracy to. Ever see Star Trek - The Voyage Home or Star Trek: First Contact by chance? Both involve Time Travel... and without any real difficulty (besides getting a Bird of Prey up to speed)