Star Wars vs Star Trek

**Kittamaru** · 07-07-10, 10:08 PM

Trek could top Gurren Lagann...

they would watch it in silent surprise...

then Starfleet R&D would look at each other.

Within 2 years, you would see 6 Galaxy-Class starships, a dozen or so Akira-class starships, a few Defiant-class starships, the Enterprise-E, the USS Prometheus, and Starfleet HQ (the big station in orbit over earth) combine Power Rangers style and form a giant robot the same size as the TTGL

Then, a mighty battle would ensue.

Of course, by win, I mean both universes would simply cease to exist as so much awesome CANNOT be contained by the Multiverse alone, and thus it would erase them both to prevent it's own destruction.

**Omega133** · 07-07-10, 10:10 PM

After they destroy eachother Star Wars is declared the default winner.

**Shogun** · 07-07-10, 10:17 PM

Originally Posted by Kittamaru

Trek could top Gurren Lagann...

they would watch it in silent surprise...

then Starfleet R&D would look at each other.

Within 2 years, you would see 6 Galaxy-Class starships, a dozen or so Akira-class starships, a few Defiant-class starships, the Enterprise-E, the USS Prometheus, and Starfleet HQ (the big station in orbit over earth) combine Power Rangers style and form a giant robot the same size as the TTGL

Then, a mighty battle would ensue.

Of course, by win, I mean both universes would simply cease to exist as so much awesome CANNOT be contained by the Multiverse alone, and thus it would erase them both to prevent it's own destruction.

Sorry mate, those combined won't be big enough

Multiple Gunmen ( mechs in TTGL, and it sounds an awful a lot like Gundam, especially with the crappy English voice actors ) combining is exactly how the TTGL is formed, same with Super TTGL, watch the video I linked to, it is EPIC.

**Shogun** · 07-07-10, 10:18 PM

Originally Posted by Omega133

After they destroy eachother Star Wars is declared the default winner.

They make sure Star Wars is in the middle of it, destroying the galaxy with collateral damage

**Omega133** · 07-07-10, 10:21 PM

Originally Posted by Shogun

They make sure Star Wars is in the middle of it, destroying the galaxy with collateral damage

Eh, we'll just create a shield out of the force.

**Shogun** · 07-07-10, 10:23 PM

Originally Posted by Omega133

Eh, we'll just create a shield out of the force.

Anti-Spiral pops up and shoot the big bang at Star Wars.

**Kittamaru** · 07-08-10, 12:52 AM

Originally Posted by Shogun

Anti-Spiral pops up and shoot the big bang at Star Wars.

Q says "I don't like any of ya'll", snaps his fingers, and all sci-fi becomes Trek.

**Shogun** · 07-08-10, 01:07 PM

Originally Posted by Kittamaru

Q says "I don't like any of ya'll", snaps his fingers, and all sci-fi becomes Trek.

LOL

Nice one

Anti-Spiral pops up and says, "We hate spiral races and evolution, kill 'em all for the good of the universe!" and shoots a big bang at Q

**Omega133** · 07-09-10, 12:32 AM

Pop-up blocker blocks the Anti-Spiral.

**ProphetofWisdom** · 07-09-10, 01:37 AM

Originally Posted by Shogun

They literally would crush Trek and Wars galaxy under their foot. They have mechs the size of a galaxy, multiple galaxies ( and from what I heard, even the size of a universe! ). The will either literally step on them, or use the awesome giant drill. They destroy galaxies with their collateral damage, and they throw galaxies. They even created a Big Bang, and the TTGL survived.......

Yep, that is why it is so mean to sick 'em on ST and SW.: (

That is just the TTGL and Anti-Spiral, the Super TTGL is MUCH lager then both of them. If you do not care about spoilers or are not planning on watching Gurren Lagann anyways...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0tqGjdGYCM

I'll probably watch it later. Though any idea what channel it would be on for Dishnetwork? Maybe I'll finally have something interesting to watch in place of the stupid stuff coming out of nicktoons and Cartoon Network anymore.

If you are planning to watch the series, here is a piece of advise ( it applies for a lot of animes ): Don't watch the English dub crap, watch the subs. ( That is just my personal preference, subs are better if you have some knowledge of Japanese ). Earth and the Anti-Spiral home world looks ridiculously large by comparison in TTGL, I don't know why......

Alright.

P.S.

What is Megas?

Behold Megas! It once destroyed a planet size monster with some popcorn and soda! Megas has a button for EVERYTHING IT FIGHTS! First there will be a “Grow to TTGL Size” button and finally a “Smash TTGL into Tiny Parts” button.

Originally Posted by Omega133

After they destroy eachother Star Wars is declared the default winner.

*Watchs as the Irkens turn the SW galaxy into a parking lot galaxy*

Originally Posted by Kittamaru

Q says "I don't like any of ya'll", snaps his fingers, and all sci-fi becomes Trek.

Oh great, Q just had to go and piss the Jjaro off didn't he? *Watchs as the Jjaro throw Q into a star*

**Omega133** · 07-09-10, 01:44 AM

Originally Posted by ProphetofWisdom

*Watchs as the Irkens turn the SW galaxy into a parking lot galaxy*

Pfft, I can top that. Imperial Star Destroyer parks in Irken leader's spot. BOO-YAH!

**ProphetofWisdom** · 07-09-10, 02:18 AM

Originally Posted by Omega133

Pfft, I can top that. Imperial Star Destroyer parks in Irken leader's spot. BOO-YAH!

Red: “Did they just take our parking space? Land on them.”
*The planet size flagship descends upon the ISD and crushes it like the insect it is*

**Shogun** · 07-09-10, 08:29 AM

Originally Posted by ProphetofWisdom

I'll probably watch it later. Though any idea what channel it would be on for Dishnetwork? Maybe I'll finally have something interesting to watch in place of the stupid stuff coming out of nicktoons and Cartoon Network anymore.

It is not on anymore

However, MANGAentertainment released it on Youtube, full 25 minute. The bad news it that it is English dub, at least the dubs aren't bad for TTGL.

Behold Megas! It once destroyed a planet size monster with some popcorn and soda! Megas has a button for EVERYTHING IT FIGHTS! First there will be a “Grow to TTGL Size” button and finally a “Smash TTGL into Tiny Parts” button.

Lol

*Watchs as the Irkens turn the SW galaxy into a parking lot galaxy*

Too late, the Super Tegen Toppa Gurren Lagann is playing Frisbee with it

**Omega133** · 07-09-10, 12:15 PM

Originally Posted by ProphetofWisdom

Red: “Did they just take our parking space? Land on them.”
*The planet size flagship descends upon the ISD and crushes it like the insect it is*

Oohh, that sucks. Now you've got bug guts on your ship, that ain't coming off.

**Shogun** · 07-09-10, 12:21 PM

Originally Posted by Omega133

Oohh, that sucks. Now you've got bug guts on your ship, that ain't coming off.

Welcome to Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann Ship Washing Service, everything comes off. Guaranteed

**Omega133** · 07-09-10, 12:29 PM

Originally Posted by Shogun

Welcome to Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann Ship Washing Service, everything comes off. Guaranteed

15% guarantee.

**Omega133** · 07-09-10, 12:47 PM

Found this in the "Darth Vader Quotes" thread:

A furious lightsaber duel is underway. DARTH VADER is
backing LUKE SKYWALKER towards the end of the gantry. A
quick move by Vader, chops off Luke’s hand! It goes
spinning off into the ventilation shaft. Luke backs away. He
looks around, but realizes there’s nowhere to go but straight
down.

Darth Vader: Obi Wan never told you what happened to
your father.

Luke: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!

Darth Vader: No, Luke… I am your father!

Luke: No. It can’t be. That’s not true. That’s impossible!

Darth Vader: Search your feelings Luke… you know them
to be true.

Luke: NOOoooo!

Darth Vader: Yes, it is true… and you know what else?
You know that brass droid of yours?

Luke: Threepio?

Darth Vader: Yes… Threepio… I built him… when I was 7
years old.

Luke: No! … Wait, huh?

Darth Vader: Seven years old. And what have you done?
Look at yourself. No hand. No job. And you couldn’t even
levitate your own ship out of the swamp…

Luke: But… I destroyed your precious Death Star!

Darth Vader: But that was when you were 20! When I was
10, I single-handedly destroyed an entire Trade
Federation Droid Control ship!

Luke: Well, it’s not my fault…

Darth Vader: Oh, here we go… “Poor me… my father never
gave me what I wanted for my birthday… boo hoo, my
daddy’s the Dark Lord of the Sith… Nobody loved me…
waahhh wahhh!”

Luke: Shut up!

Darth Vader: You’re a slacker! By the time I was your age,
I had already exterminated the Jedi knights!

Luke: I used to race my T-16 through Beggar’s Canyon.

Darth Vader: Oh, for the love of the Emperor… 10 years
old, winner of the Boonta Eve Open… the only human to
ever fly a Pod Racer… right here baby!

Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step towards it.

Darth Vader: I was wrong… You’re not my kid… I don’t
know whose you are, but you sure ain’t mine.

Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges
down the shaft. Darth Vader looks down after him.

Darth Vader: And get a haircut!

It made me laugh.

**Shogun** · 07-09-10, 12:54 PM

Originally Posted by Omega133

15% guarantee.

85% chance your ship will be wrecked

**Kittamaru** · 07-09-10, 04:28 PM

( o )Y( o )

**Omega133** · 07-10-10, 05:37 PM

Originally Posted by Kittamaru

( o )Y( o )

Gentlemen, we've hit an all new cleavage- I mean an all new low. We need to start seriosly debating or we'll have nothing to breast- I mean nothing to do.

So, where do we start? What can we say to get the debate going again? Even if it just starts out as "[insert side] is better!" at least it's a start.