Star Wars vs Star Trek

**ProphetofWisdom** · 03-19-10, 10:35 PM

Originally Posted by Kittamaru

Reading up on Invader Zim... the Irken's technology doesn't seem all that impressive... I don't know why you're so obsessed with it 0o'

"That was no HUMAN Bee!" - Invader Zim after a super death bee hit the windshield of his Voot Cruiser, survived, and somehow set the engines on fire will still on the windshield.

Let me see, where do I start?

Industry: The Irken Empire has Convention Hall planets, Parking Lot planets, Mail planets, Military planets, Storage Room planets, Foodcourt planets etc.

Conventia, the Convention Hall Planet had a massive ring surrounding it that blocked most of the planet from view when looking at it head on and the Irkens had enough ships to warrant it.

Episode: "Tak, the Hideous New Girl" a female Irken who had her life wreaked by Zim came to his mission planet to steal it.

Tak's base was a giant hotdog stand that she hid the equipment she used to pump out the molten inards of the planet into high orbit above the planet in a timespan of minutes and planned to fell the now hollow planet with its former molten inards mass with snacks. A single Irken did all of this without any help from the rest of the Irken Empire.

We also see in "Battle of the Planets of Doom" that the now dead inhabitants of Mars had the industry to turn their home planet and another into giant spaceships because it was "cool".

Durability: In "Battle of the Planets of Doom" we see an unarmored Irken Invader shot at such speeds that it left damage easily seen from high orbit of the planet. It was believed until the episode "Hobo 13" that he had died and been completely destroyed by the Organic Sweep of the planet. In Hobo 13 he returned alived better than ever, he got "better" after it he said.

Now behold! *EPIC SPACE VOICE* THE CAN THAT HELD THE WEIGHT OF MARS: http://forums.spacebattles.com/showthread.php?t=89337

This is Invader Zim-verse EARTH tech... a soda can... held the mass of the entire planet of Mars with barely any damage... do I really need to keep going after this?

Episode: In "Backseat Drivers From Beyond the Stars" we see The Massive piloted through a large asteroid and a planet that has to be at least 1000 kilometers in diameter to be a sphere and then through a star. The only damage that was taken was a few scorch here and there.

On a sidenote this is where The Massive being the size of a planet is based off of because it was about as large or larger than said planet.

Other Stuff

The Irkens used teleporters to beam the good power core out of the enemy ship and their bad one into it in Backseat Drivers.

They have the Genetic Engineering tech to sentient beings into living bologna!

They have FTL cannons accurate to within two meters of the target.

Their time travel tech is a weak point from what we see Zim use, but it should be noted that it will replace Godzilla with giant fish in tedy bear suits all over again, and not one wants that to happen a second time.

And... that's all I can think of off the top of my head. You can most likely find more looking at old threads at SB and watching the show which is on at 9PM ET during the week on nicktoons and on Saturday at 11AM ETand during 11PM ET Sunday.

YOU WILL WATCH IT AND MAKE SURE IT GETS 1.2 MILLION VIEWS OR FACE THE IRON IRKEN BOOT O'CONQUESTY DOOM!!!!!!

**~~ricrery~~** · 03-19-10, 10:49 PM

Doctor Who episodes get 6-12 million views per episode.

**ProphetofWisdom** · 03-19-10, 11:00 PM

Originally Posted by ricrery

Doctor Who episodes get 6-12 million views per episode.

The 1.2 million views are what is needed to get Invader Zim back on the air, I don't now what IZ got back when Nick was airing it at times when you could watch the god damn show besides the fact that it was a lot.

**Kittamaru** · 03-20-10, 12:30 AM

Know how Star Trek can beat the Irkens?

Beam Tribbles and Food onto their ships :P

Remember - most Human food causes painful sores and searing to Irken flesh

**ProphetofWisdom** · 03-20-10, 12:48 AM

Originally Posted by Kittamaru

Know how Star Trek can beat the Irkens?

Beam Tribbles and Food onto their ships :P

Before or after they have their Warp Core and the brains of the entire crew replace by rubber anti-matter piggy's?

Remember - most Human food causes painful sores and searing to Irken flesh

True, but we know they can easily deploy armor from their PAKs when needed so that's not a game winner.

**~~ricrery~~** · 03-20-10, 12:55 AM

Know how Doctor Who beats Star Trek?
Sontarans
Judoon
Daleks
Time Lords
Toclafane
Doctor
Master
Davros
51st century humans
TARDIS
Beast
Eternals
Bad Wolf
De-mat Guns
Deathsmiths
Reality Bomb
Apocalypse Element
Apocalypse Device
Time Travel
Rutans
Jack Harkness
Nightmare Child
and more!

Both Judoon and Sontarans can destroy planets with normal ships. That's the good thing about Doctor Who because 9/10 aliens can conjure planet busters out of nowhere.

So... how does Star Trek win? No, it loses.

**Shogun** · 03-20-10, 08:29 AM

Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann can destroy entire galaxies........it is the size of the damn galaxy if not larger!

**Kittamaru** · 03-20-10, 10:38 AM

Originally Posted by ricrery

Know how Doctor Who beats Star Trek?
Sontarans
Judoon
Daleks
Time Lords
Toclafane
Doctor
Master
Davros
51st century humans
TARDIS
Beast
Eternals
Bad Wolf
De-mat Guns
Deathsmiths
Reality Bomb
Apocalypse Element
Apocalypse Device
Time Travel
Rutans
Jack Harkness
Nightmare Child
and more!

Both Judoon and Sontarans can destroy planets with normal ships. That's the good thing about Doctor Who because 9/10 aliens can conjure planet busters out of nowhere.

So... how does Star Trek win? No, it loses.

It wins by Time Travel - after all, the Doctor is good friends with Jean Luc Picard (IRL of course - hell, they did a production of hamlet together) and thus would help him (and the help of a Time Lord... How could they NOT win?)

**Kittamaru** · 03-20-10, 10:39 AM

Originally Posted by Shogun

Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann can destroy entire galaxies........it is the size of the damn galaxy if not larger!

The Heart of Gold turns.... whatever that thing is... into a flower pot.

Fin'

**Apocalypse2001** · 03-20-10, 11:10 AM

Originally Posted by Shogun

This image was from the movie. Look up Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann and Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, you will now what I mean. I think the mechs are also piloted by 1 person and appears out of thin air, I am not sure, I never watched it really, I only know of it.

Bring it on!!!

it's not really a 'mech' per se, it's formed to look like one. But it's a supernatural formation, not mechanical.

**~~ricrery~~** · 03-20-10, 04:01 PM

Originally Posted by Kittamaru

It wins by Time Travel - after all, the Doctor is good friends with Jean Luc Picard (IRL of course - hell, they did a production of hamlet together) and thus would help him (and the help of a Time Lord... How could they NOT win?)

WANK! The Borg barely can time travel, and we don't know why, it could have been because of an anomaly. (There are 11 Doctors liar) He couldn't beat the 2009 Dalek Empire alone, add in all the rest I put on, and Star Trek is fucked, and why would Doctor Who help Star Trek win? Someone's desperate I see. It's obvious Doctor Who fucks Star Trek with zero strain.

**Apocalypse2001** · 03-20-10, 05:19 PM

Originally Posted by ricrery

WANK! The Borg barely can time travel, and we don't know why, it could have been because of an anomaly. (There are 11 Doctors liar) He couldn't beat the 2009 Dalek Empire alone, add in all the rest I put on, and Star Trek is fucked, and why would Doctor Who help Star Trek win? Someone's desperate I see. It's obvious Doctor Who fucks Star Trek with zero strain.

sounds like you have mommy issues. What happened, did she step on a bug when you were little?

**~~ricrery~~** · 03-20-10, 05:51 PM

Originally Posted by Apocalypse2001

sounds like you have mommy issues. What happened, did she step on a bug when you were little?

At least I'm not some fucking hippy

Btw, I guess you are scared your microscopic brain can't handle Doctor Who beating Star Trek. Actually, modern day humans have weapons that do terawatts XD, while ST can't take 800 gigawatts!

**Shogun** · 03-20-10, 06:09 PM

Originally Posted by Apocalypse2001

it's not really a 'mech' per se, it's formed to look like one. But it's a supernatural formation, not mechanical.

True, technically they are not mechs....They are still awesome however...

**Shogun** · 03-20-10, 06:10 PM

Originally Posted by Kittamaru

The Heart of Gold turns.... whatever that thing is... into a flower pot.

Fin'

Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, and good luck doing that before getting killed.

**~~ricrery~~** · 03-20-10, 06:12 PM

I just learned something new, Dalek firepower on low setting does 510 megajoules or the equivalent of a lightning bolt. Phasers do slightly more than 1 megawatt as stated by Memory Alpha.

**Apocalypse2001** · 03-20-10, 06:13 PM

Originally Posted by ricrery

At least I'm not some fucking hippy

well it's good you acknowledge your deviant roots.

**~~ricrery~~** · 03-20-10, 06:20 PM

Cooperation of all nations would be good, too bad stopping the military would be bad.

science man · 03-20-10, 06:26 PM

I voted for star wars because unlike any other universe there're lightsabers. Well actually I guess i should've voted for other if u include dragoball ball z.

**Apocalypse2001** · 03-20-10, 06:27 PM

Originally Posted by ricrery

Cooperation of all nations would be good, too bad stopping the military would be bad.

bad?

well it seems you are deviant, AND self-destructive. They should lock you up and have cigarette-smoking men study you for the next 80 years. They'll probably name a mental disorder after you.