Dire warning for Sir Loone!

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  1. Adam §Þ@ç€ MØnk€¥ Registered Senior Member

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    Sir Loone!

    You are in grave peril! Your sole is peeling loose from the worn-out old boot of your life! Worship at the alter of Wibble the Really Big and Tough, or burn for ever in the Great Big Hot Oven-Like Fire-pits of Ki-Chen, in the Really Horrible and Nasty Pits of Deep Dark Danky Doom Doom!

    Beware! Wibble says "Thou art screwed, who do not worship me". And his Most Holy Son Cheesehead said "Thou art really screwed, who do not worship Dad".

    Convert now! Abandon your selfish and misguided ways! Turn to the light! Join the Holy Crusade of the True Church! Join the Legions of Wibble, and crush the infidel into small broken bits of mashy-goo!

    Repent, Sinner!

    PS: You know it's all true, coz I used Big Blue Letters!
     
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  3. Bebelina kospla.com Valued Senior Member

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    Tell me more about Legions of Wibble and Cheesehead! Because I don´t want to go to ...Doom Doom....

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  5. Adam §Þ@ç€ MØnk€¥ Registered Senior Member

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    Wibble is the Great and Powerful Bringer of Truth(tm). As in, the REAL Truth(tm). What is that Truth? I don't know. But it's really BIG! We don't get to know until we die after a life of service to the Wibble.

    Cheesehead is the son of Wibble. Cheesehead has a big block of cheese for a head. He wanders about tossing money-lenders out of temples unless they give him heaps of money, burning mormons, and writing scathing reviews of bad movies.

    Nah, you won't be burning in Doom Doom, Bebelina, you're far too groovy for that. Hold your wrist out and I'll give you a free "Admit One Into Heaven" stamp.


     
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  7. Tiassa Let us not launch the boat ... Valued Senior Member

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    Trademarks?

    Bah! Sounds like Scientology if you're trademarking it.

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    thanx,
    Tiassa

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  8. Bebelina kospla.com Valued Senior Member

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    *holding out wrist in anticipation*

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  9. Adam §Þ@ç€ MØnk€¥ Registered Senior Member

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    *Kisses Bebelina's wrist, magically applying the "Admit One" brand.*

    Worth the anticipation?

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  10. SpyFox_the_KMeson Doctorate of Yiffology Registered Senior Member

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    Hmmm.

    Is this religion Wisconsin based by any chance?
    Just checking.

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  11. Adam §Þ@ç€ MØnk€¥ Registered Senior Member

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    More boredom-based.
     
  12. Neutrino_Albatross Legion of Dynamic Discord Registered Senior Member

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    Do you know hwere i can find cheesehead. Im getting hungry.

    Oops is that blaspheme?
     
  13. Adam §Þ@ç€ MØnk€¥ Registered Senior Member

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    You can find Cheesehead in every home, at the shops, in the petrol station, even in military bases. Cheesehead is everywhere. (ie. He's in the fridge.)
     
  14. Neutrino_Albatross Legion of Dynamic Discord Registered Senior Member

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    IT IS TRUE I HAVE SEEN THE HOLY CHEESEHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    I WILL DEDICATE MY LIFE TO THE WORSHIP OF THE GREAT WIBBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I WILL BECOME A PRIEST IN HIS ORDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I WILL POST ONLY IN LARGE ORANGE FONT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  15. Adam §Þ@ç€ MØnk€¥ Registered Senior Member

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    Welcome to the light! May the blessings of Wibble and Cheesehead be upon you! You are now fit to bear the title Cheesepope! (Or Archbishop of Cheeseness, whichever you prefer.) You can now join the ranks of loyal followers, beside such greats as: Carindal Gouda, Reverend Jarlsberg, Father Camembert, Bishop Cheddar, and Sister Tasty! (Sister Tasty is just funky...)


     
  16. Neutrino_Albatross Legion of Dynamic Discord Registered Senior Member

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    ILL BE THE ARCH BISHOP THE POPE'S HAT LOOKS STUPID
     
  17. Adam §Þ@ç€ MØnk€¥ Registered Senior Member

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    Hehehe...
     
  18. Bebelina kospla.com Valued Senior Member

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    Yes, it was definitely worth it!
    Can I also become an uber-something???

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    I promise to worship Cheesehead every day, every day!!!

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  19. Adam §Þ@ç€ MØnk€¥ Registered Senior Member

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    I hereby promote Bebelina to the rank of uber-chick, and confer on her the title Sister Groovificacious of the Holy Funkification. Welcome to the glorious halls of Cheesedom, Sister Bebelina!

     
  20. SpyFox_the_KMeson Doctorate of Yiffology Registered Senior Member

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    "Welcome to the glorious halls of Cheesedom..."

    Do the halls of Cheesedom have a rat infestation problem, by any chance? Or are they sealed in or something?

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  21. Adam §Þ@ç€ MØnk€¥ Registered Senior Member

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    No rats. We're just fine in the halls of Cheesedom, unless someone cuts the cheese...
     
  22. The Metatron Registered Senior Member

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    Ill convert if it has a good beat!!!!
     
  23. yumyum The All Knowing.. I think Registered Senior Member

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    all hail Cheesehead im filled with the holy cheeseness [/B]
     

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