Happy Veteran's Day

[redarmy11]

What about all the ones who wanted to join the army when they were, like, 17 but couldn't because they had really bad eyes, so they became bus drivers instead and that's how they ended up killing all those people?

Let's thank them too.

[Repo Man]

Only because I'm curious- would it make any difference with you were it you?

If it were me, I would probably have committed suicide rather than go through life as a painfully disfigured burn victim, so I wouldn't be there. I've disliked Bush since I became aware of him as the governor of Texas, and it has only grown more intense over the years. Nothing could make me glad to see him.

[spuriousmonkey]

What about all the ones who wanted to join the army when they were, like, 17 but couldn't because they had really bad eyes, so they became bus drivers instead and that's how they ended up killing all those people?

Let's thank them too.

my head was almost too big.

almost, but not quite.

hence i served in the army defending the Netherlands from pagan forces and other atheist terrorists.

I told them that Jesus doesn't use guns and they put me in the medical corps and informed me that Jesus doesn't mind saving lives of those who have given their lives to defend country and faith.

/welling up of tears

[sandy]

Monkey, you are on a roll again.

I'm thinking maybe you could have your own thread here like

"Monkey's WoW" (Words of Wisdom)

You could give us tips on leading more Godly lives and stuff.

[cosmictraveler]

Monkey, you are on a roll again.

I'm thinking maybe you could have your own thread here like

"Monkey's WoW" (Words of Wisdom)

You could give us tips on leading more Godly lives and stuff.

Oh no! Please don't tell him that.

[sandy]

But he's SOOO funny!

No?

He makes Jesus laugh.

[redarmy11]

What about all the brave young ladies in my country who risk STDs in order to whore for England?

[Orleander]

Is today the day I get to buy the poppies that the VFW sells?

[invert_nexus]

By the way, 1 in 4 homeless Americans is a vet:
http://www.airforcetimes.com/news/20...terans_071108/

Way to go.

[Orleander]

By the way, 1 in 4 homeless Americans is a vet:
http://www.airforcetimes.com/news/20...terans_071108/

Way to go.

what about the other ones? How many are mothers?

[gendanken]

This is a thread to thank our brave vets. Not for you to take a crap on. Get lost. STFU and go away. Your post was ignorant, moronic, and repulsive.

y don't u STFU & like MYOB on a public forum ya?

Here on American soil, one finds you cooing an infant with your fat arms wrapped around its "priceless fragility", yet you barely flinch at the mention of a Muslim boy killed on his way to school by an American boy you sent with your money.
This, to me, is rank stupidy if not a criminal brand of Ignorance.

17 civilians were killed two months ago in Baghdad, kids among them, yet where were you? Cooing babies? Blowing kisses in its fat little face or posting on these forums?

Your own president has vetoed not once but twice congressional funding for army supplies- you know, those menial gadgets like helmets, ammunition, bulletproof vests, and, gee, I don't know, food- that your priceless veterans need to stay alive long enough to fight for your right to be the stupid snot you are with pride.
Yet do we find you doing anything for these soldiers other than petting them?

Your car sports the garrish yellow of the pro-life tag on the back, next to the yellow ribbon and flag of course, yet how many children in Ohio live below the poverty line? See, we don't even need the schism of an ocean as an excuse for you doing, knowing, seeing nothing.

Ignorance, madame, is the quiet bliss of an idiot taking a bath when his house is burning. It’s the willful negligence of the criminal, the kind you’d find in a Munchausen’s mother who claims to love the child she’s killing.

You irk me, little girl.

Soldiers are getting younger now with the recent ‘moral waivers’ in the army- they’re children. That is what you are sending to the Middle East, Asia and Africa, fighting dirty wars that keep you nice and snug at home stuffing that annoying little face of yours with twinkies.

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[redarmy11]

stfu, she's 45. She can say what she likes.

[Avatar]

Why would your post be edited by mods?

Jeez man, don't tell me its that bad now. I just came back!!!

Nah, your posts are cool, well argumented and to the point. I don't think any mod would have any objections to them.
I'm glad you're back.