Greeks with little dicks

**~~Roman~~** · 11-01-07, 03:59 PM

Why do ancient Greek statues have such small penises?

**shorty_37** · 11-01-07, 03:59 PM

HAHAH good question why?

**cosmictraveler** · 11-01-07, 04:00 PM

Originally Posted by Roman

Why do ancient Greek statues have such small penises?

The had very small little hands.

**clusteringflux** · 11-01-07, 04:01 PM

Originally Posted by shorty_37

HAHAH good question why?

LOL I'm with shorty. Why would this bother you?

**~~Roman~~** · 11-01-07, 04:02 PM

Originally Posted by clusteringflux

LOL I'm with shorty. Why would this bother you?

Bother me? I'm just curious why they're all sporting micrococks. Did they just have small penises back then? Do they still? Was it an art thing?

**clusteringflux** · 11-01-07, 04:05 PM

Now I'm really wondering. I just noticed your Avatar.

**~~John99~~** · 11-01-07, 04:07 PM

probably to take the focus off of it.

**lucifers angel** · 11-01-07, 04:09 PM

because it was cold when they made those Greek statues?

**~~spuriousmonkey~~** · 11-01-07, 04:09 PM

Originally Posted by Roman

Bother me? I'm just curious why they're all sporting micrococks. Did they just have small penises back then? Do they still? Was it an art thing?

No, these people posed in unheated rooms and didn't feel the cultural urge to fondle their parts to enlarge them to give the impression that they are always large.

Greeks were confident men back then. They kicked ass. They didn't need to portray that they could kick ass.
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**Orleander** · 11-01-07, 04:10 PM

because the guys posing were adolescents?

**~~Roman~~** · 11-01-07, 04:11 PM

Originally Posted by spuriousmonkey

No, these people posed in unheated rooms

But who heats their rooms in Greece? It's fucking hot there.

and didn't feel the cultural urge to fondle their parts to enlarge them to give the impression that they are always large.

Why'd they shave?

**~~John99~~** · 11-01-07, 04:12 PM

Originally Posted by spuriousmonkey

No, these people posed in unheated rooms and didn't feel the cultural urge to fondle their parts to enlarge them to give the impression that they are always large.

Greeks were confident men back then. They kicked ass. They didn't need to portray that they could kick ass.

That is a good point. I doubt live models stood there with their penes out and they may have gotten the generic model.

**~~spuriousmonkey~~** · 11-01-07, 04:15 PM

Originally Posted by Roman

But who heats their rooms in Greece? It's fucking hot there.

Not in the winter. Actually, from personal experience I can say it doesn't really matter if it is hot or cold. My little wiener (there are children here) always is small, unless I fondle it. Or I am completely relaxed.

Originally Posted by Roman

Why'd they shave?

they didn't.

**shichimenshyo** · 11-01-07, 04:17 PM

I think Why? has several different names here lol

**~~Roman~~** · 11-01-07, 04:17 PM

Alright, now that I inspect that picture closer, I suppose there is some hair there. Hrm. Looks like some trimming takes place. Or maybe ball hair is just hard to sculpt.

**~~spuriousmonkey~~** · 11-01-07, 04:19 PM

maybe they made the 'wiener' smaller to make the testicles look larger?

**Orleander** · 11-01-07, 04:20 PM

Maybe it wasn't as sexy to them as it is to us. Maybe the torso was the most desirable aspect.

**spidergoat** · 11-01-07, 04:22 PM

How would you know those aren't average?

**~~Roman~~** · 11-01-07, 04:22 PM

They certainly have a good set of balls. Maybe posing for a scupltor was difficult and caused shrinkage?

The nude models that pose for art classes here have bigger penises, and the art studio is drafty (and was unheated at the time). Nor did I see them fondling anything, and they had to pose for several hours. In front of a bunch of judgemental eyes.

Perhaps the self selection of who doesn't mind whipping it out leads to bigger than average penises in art classes and we should discount that anecdote entirely.