-
10-31-07, 09:08 PM #21
Okay, here's the trick, don't eat the treat and you won't get fat.
-
10-31-07, 09:10 PM #22
[QUOTE=cosmictraveler;1606473]TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
6) It's OK when the person you're with fantasises you're someone else, because you are.
5) Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.
4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.
3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2) Less guilt the morning after.
1) YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD.
Except if you are older than 12, according to cosmic anyway.
-
10-31-07, 09:32 PM #23Banned
- Posts
- 7,926
So did anyone see any great costumes? The best ones I saw were Hillary, Gore, Bush, Cheney (with hunter's fatigues and a warning on his shirt
), Anna Nicole, Britney, Brad and Angelina...Lots of pirates, princesses, angels...
-
10-31-07, 09:40 PM #24
The best one I saw was someone dressed as Justin Timberlake from his SNL digital short "Dick in a box"
-
10-31-07, 10:07 PM #25
-
10-31-07, 10:21 PM #26
-
11-01-07, 08:07 AM #27
Similar Threads
-
By Zardozi in forum Free ThoughtsLast Post: 05-15-07, 05:16 PMReplies: 0
-
By MattMarr in forum Business & EconomicsLast Post: 02-11-07, 03:05 PMReplies: 14
-
By wsionynw in forum Free ThoughtsLast Post: 11-01-06, 06:46 AMReplies: 10
-
By alexb123 in forum Free ThoughtsLast Post: 05-27-06, 09:17 PMReplies: 5
-
By Zarklephaser in forum Free ThoughtsLast Post: 02-22-06, 07:56 PMReplies: 1

Reply With Quote

Bookmarks