Trick or Treat

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by sandy, Oct 31, 2007.

  1. sandy Banned Banned

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    And I mean it. I want something. And it better be good.

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  3. G. F. Schleebenhorst England != UK Registered Senior Member

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    How about a shovel to the back of the head?
     
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  5. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    What do you want ?
     
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  7. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX

    10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

    9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

    8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

    7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.

    6) It's OK when the person you're with fantasises you're someone else, because you are.

    5) Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.

    4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.

    3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

    2) Less guilt the morning after.

    1) YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD.





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  8. John99 Banned Banned

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    poor Sandy. she is the only one here to reach out.
     
  9. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    Seems your pandering now, for what?
     
  10. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    You Trick ppl everyday...:bugeye:
     
  11. (Q) Encephaloid Martini Valued Senior Member

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    I could while away the hours
    Conferrin' with the flowers
    Consultin' with the rain
    And my head, I'd be scratchin'
    While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
    If I only had a brain.

    I'd unravel ev'ry riddle
    For any individ'le
    In trouble or in pain

    With the thoughts you'd be thinkin'
    You could be another Lincoln,
    If you only had a brain.

    Oh, I could tell you why
    The ocean's near the shore,
    I could think of things I never thunk before
    And then I'd sit and think some more.

    I would not be just a nuffin'
    My head all full of stuffin'
    My heart all full of pain.
    I would dance and be merry
    Life would be a ding-a-derry
    If I only had a brain--Whoa!
     
  12. John99 Banned Banned

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    when i read schllebenghorsts post i crackup but prt of me felt sadness.
     
  13. ashpwner Registered Senior Member

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    sandy what is you want?
     
  14. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    Where's my chocolate?

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  15. ashpwner Registered Senior Member

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    what's the point of haloween it's just an excuse for dickheads to light fireworks at ya while you walk up the road.
     
  16. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    Don't be a wet blanket. Its an opportunity to wear puddy tat ears, paint on a black nose and whiskers and be a slinky feline. *purrs*
     
  17. G. F. Schleebenhorst England != UK Registered Senior Member

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    Hallowe'en is Irish anyway. I wonder what the Irish think of what yankmerica has done to their lovely pagan festival, and why yankmerican christians even celebrate it.
     
  18. ashpwner Registered Senior Member

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    yea but not so fun dodging bottle rockets

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  19. ashpwner Registered Senior Member

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    i thought it was scotish /norman
     
  20. Bells Staff Member

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    How about you provide the "treat", go out and work in a soup kitchen for the night. Or volunteer at a homeless children's shelter for the night. Or drive down to a children's shelter and take a lot of candy for them. Wouldn't that be better and good?
     
  21. USS Exeter unamerican american Registered Senior Member

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    Obviously someone here deserves a treat! :bravo:
     
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    p.s.

    Thank you for all of the beautiful, heart-felt, kind, considerate posts.

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