And I mean it. I want something. And it better be good. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX 10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some. 6) It's OK when the person you're with fantasises you're someone else, because you are. 5) Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy. 4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door. 3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning. 2) Less guilt the morning after. 1) YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZJSW_7YLVs
I could while away the hours Conferrin' with the flowers Consultin' with the rain And my head, I'd be scratchin' While my thoughts were busy hatchin' If I only had a brain. I'd unravel ev'ry riddle For any individ'le In trouble or in pain With the thoughts you'd be thinkin' You could be another Lincoln, If you only had a brain. Oh, I could tell you why The ocean's near the shore, I could think of things I never thunk before And then I'd sit and think some more. I would not be just a nuffin' My head all full of stuffin' My heart all full of pain. I would dance and be merry Life would be a ding-a-derry If I only had a brain--Whoa!
what's the point of haloween it's just an excuse for dickheads to light fireworks at ya while you walk up the road.
Don't be a wet blanket. Its an opportunity to wear puddy tat ears, paint on a black nose and whiskers and be a slinky feline. *purrs*
Hallowe'en is Irish anyway. I wonder what the Irish think of what yankmerica has done to their lovely pagan festival, and why yankmerican christians even celebrate it.
How about you provide the "treat", go out and work in a soup kitchen for the night. Or volunteer at a homeless children's shelter for the night. Or drive down to a children's shelter and take a lot of candy for them. Wouldn't that be better and good?
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