What does the last text message you received say

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  1. Strap_ON

    Strap_ON Registered Member

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    Hello - I'm probably being way too nosey or just so bored at work, It would be fun (wow crazy

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    ) to know what the last text message you received says.

    My last one:
    Hiya turd features, u up 2 much this wknd? Babysitting the barking bitch again? Im back in vegas again 4 some reason if u fancy popping out...x
     
    Strap_ON, Oct 26, 2007
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  3. cosmictraveler

    cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    cosmictraveler, Oct 26, 2007
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  5. John99

    John99 Banned Banned

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    Dear John. I hate you. Dont call me again.
     
    John99, Oct 26, 2007
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  7. Tiassa

    Tiassa Let us not launch the boat ... Valued Senior Member

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    Concert news

    Subject: floater
    Tomorrow night
    Showbox. Doors at 8.
    Two opening bands,
    then two sets of Floater.
    I'm guessing that you knew this
    already.

    Oct. 25, 2007 (Thu)
    1:20 pm
     
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  8. Orleander

    Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    lol:xctd:

    I don't even have a cell phone, so texting is beyond me.
     
    Orleander, Oct 26, 2007
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  9. Deathfromabove

    Deathfromabove Hopeless and Useless Registered Senior Member

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    Are you coming to the lecture?????
     
    Deathfromabove, Oct 26, 2007
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  10. Nickelodeon

    Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    I H8t U
     
    Nickelodeon, Oct 26, 2007
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  11. Sock puppet path

    Sock puppet path GRRRRRRRRRRRR Valued Senior Member

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    Damn, U R a sexy beast!
     
    Sock puppet path, Oct 26, 2007
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  12. shorty_37

    shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    I know I am thanks

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  13. redarmy11

    redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    Not, as you might think, a very boring message from my network provider, but the following:

    look, how did u get this numba? I've told my uncle about u - hes a police inspecta.

    I haven't the faintest idea who it's from or what it's about.
     
    redarmy11, Oct 26, 2007
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  14. Orleander

    Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    OMG! Am I seeing a shorty train?
    oh crap, my post just ruined it
     
    Orleander, Oct 26, 2007
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  15. cosmictraveler

    cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    You, you...DERAILER!!

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    cosmictraveler, Oct 26, 2007
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  16. Sock puppet path

    Sock puppet path GRRRRRRRRRRRR Valued Senior Member

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    Wooooowooooooo! chugga chugga...
     
    Sock puppet path, Oct 26, 2007
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  17. Nickelodeon

    Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    toot toot!!!!!!!!
     
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  18. shorty_37

    shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    Last Stop.......Ok boys get off LOL
     
    shorty_37, Oct 26, 2007
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  19. Sock puppet path

    Sock puppet path GRRRRRRRRRRRR Valued Senior Member

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    Were you out at the pub the night before you got it?
     
    Sock puppet path, Oct 26, 2007
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  20. Orleander

    Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    WOW!

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    Didn't realize it was that kind of train.

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    $%^#& I did it again.

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    Orleander, Oct 26, 2007
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  21. Sock puppet path

    Sock puppet path GRRRRRRRRRRRR Valued Senior Member

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    This should be in the kinky sex thread now.
     
    Sock puppet path, Oct 26, 2007
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  22. lucifers angel

    lucifers angel same shit, differant day!! Registered Senior Member

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    i hope someone shoots you with a water pistol filled with piss! (it was from my friend and its a quote from a bowling for soup song)
     
    lucifers angel, Oct 26, 2007
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  23. Strap_ON

    Strap_ON Registered Member

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    :roflmao: Thats a awesome text, Im going to text that to somebody now just cause I love it so much *random scroll through phone book*
     
    Strap_ON, Oct 26, 2007
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