Santa Claus sells the north pole to Russia, Christmas cancelled forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'World Events' started by vincent, Aug 11, 2007.

  1. vincent Sir Vincent, knighted by HM Registered Senior Member

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    http://publiceyeblog.com/2007/06/28/russia-lays-claim-to-the-north-pole/



    The claim became official when brothers Karl Heinrich Marx and Santa Claus patched up their long-standing differences and agreed to a treaty granting Russia all mineral, gas, and oil rights.

    This is not Santa’s first treaty with a communist country. For years, China has supplied most of the toys that Santa delivers across the world every December.


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    After 1st selling out to china to make his toys & sending his elfs to work in saudia arabia as minature jockeys for there camels, Santa has now sold out to the poisened dwarf in russia Putin, what will become of Chrismas will santa come or will he be wasted on russian vodka.
     
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  3. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    Now the atheists will take over Xmas.
     
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  5. hypewaders Save Changes Registered Senior Member

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    Da, khow ze Ghrinchky, khe stealink Christmas. Bozhe-moi. No more pretty presents, all we getting now poo-tins.
     
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  7. draqon Banned Banned

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    besides "bozhe-moi", which translate to "Oh my God" in Russian...nothing else in that sentence makes any sense.
     
  8. hypewaders Save Changes Registered Senior Member

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    nu, i shto.
     
  9. draqon Banned Banned

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    translate to: "so what..."

    Well in regards to this question/rhetorical statement, my answer is:

    Well can you try and make sense when you type in foreign language and ask me if you need clarification, I will gladly help.
     
  10. hypewaders Save Changes Registered Senior Member

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    Spacibavam, but sometimes I like to stop making sense.
     

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