Jokes and Funny Stories

[redarmy11]

He wasn't supporting chld abuse. He was making provocative jokes about it. Personally, I thought they were funny.


I deplore child abuse, mind. Not that that's at all relevant. Don't even know why I mentioned it really.

[Genji]

How many lemon on lemon tree?



ALL OF ZEM!!! Ahahahahahahaha!

[MetaKron]

Which rules were violated? Link?

Free thought my ass.

[James R]

He wasn't supporting chld abuse. He was making provocative jokes about it. Personally, I thought they were funny.

I didn't even see the jokes, and frankly I don't care. The subsequent comments about how child abuse is funny were sufficient for the ban on their own.

[Roman]

How many lemon on lemon tree?



ALL OF ZEM!!! Ahahahahahahaha!

What happened to the part where you made fun of your boss for not being white?

[Genji]

What happened to the part where you made fun of your boss for not being white?

He is white. Northern Lao. Plus I only hate christians, rightwingers, gaybashers and zionists. Nice bait though. Doo-doo breath..

[redarmy11]

I didn't even see the jokes, and frankly I don't care. The subsequent comments about how child abuse is funny were sufficient for the ban on their own.

Ah, right Ted..

[MetaKron]

I didn't even see the jokes, and frankly I don't care. The subsequent comments about how child abuse is funny were sufficient for the ban on their own.

That really doesn't sound right to me. A ban over a joke that you didn't see and don't know the actual content of?

[vslayer]

the ban wasnt ove the joke, it was over continued comments about how laughable child abuse was. those posts have now been deleted though.

[draqon]

the ban wasnt ove the joke, it was over continued comments about how laughable child abuse was. those posts have now been deleted though.

So let me get this straight...

A supermoderator used his power to delete replies that he did not see. With the replies now gone...there is no proof that they ever existed.

[James R]

A supermoderator used his power to delete replies that he did not see.

No. A moderator (not me) deleted replies he did see.

[vslayer]

moderators are able to view posts even after they have been deleted. the posts which i deleted(on the basis that they were innapropriate and abusive) were the basis for a ban which james gave out.

[draqon]

darn...I thought I cornered James R. there...

[MetaKron]

What about comments that rules were broken? Where are these rules?

[vslayer]

they are on the page where you ticked the box rather than reading the page when you signed up.

[vslayer]

anyway....

to quote a comedic speech by mike king:

"the next time an aussie calls you a sheep fucker, rather than denying it, just tell the truth, tell them that every kiwi bloke is issued a sheep at the age of 13, which they fuck for 2 good hard years, before it gets cut up and shipped off to australia. that ought to give the bastards something to think about next time their lamb chops a bit juicy"

[Roman]

they are on the page where you ticked the box rather than reading the page when you signed up.

buuuuuuurrnnnnn

[Chatha]

Subject: PHARMACOLOGY...!




In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.

For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of
Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen.

Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.

After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently
announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also
considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid
form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff
one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and
Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

[cosmicbrat]

Banning her ladyship Imaplanct was a huge mistake... She is one of the rarest extremely intelligent ones, of our pathetic dying human species... She digs deeper than most, for insight that most cannot even begin to access in a whole lifetime... She feels like my greatest sister on this planet...

Look at her magesty's posts.. to realize that that great lady is a definitely major part of your forum's Strengths... She is a diamond in any forum... Look to only ban the ones who insulted the great lady, those who plotted, and initiated the little firefight.. Ban them!..

So what if her magesty swore a little bit, and called a bad spade a bad spade..? Someone pushed royalty into a corner.. What would you expect, from an honest powerful thinker who has thus so been insulted and toyed with, by bullies?.. Grin and bare the great lady's momentary excited anger action when she gets riled by a careless bully.. and defend your sister from those bullies, who are violently inconsiderate.. and she will thus lead you to new heights... Her magesty has lots of importance to say... You just don't have the capacity to listen to what is being said... You only see hear what you do not want to see and hear, and only what you do not want to ponder, nor grasp... You fight the Truth, because of your religious conditioning... You slap the gods to defend the great abomination...

Reinstate her magesty's membership, and apologize to her for you inconsiderate additive blatant insult... and pray that she has it to forgive your inadequacies and childish deficiencies...

[draqon]

Banning her ladyship Imaplanct was a huge mistake... She is one of the rarest extremely intelligent ones, of our pathetic dying human species... She digs deeper than most, for insight that most cannot even begin to access in a whole lifetime... She feels like my greatest sister on this planet...

Look at her magesty's posts.. to realize that that great lady is a definitely major part of your forum's Strengths... She is a diamond in any forum... Look to only ban the ones who insulted the great lady, those who plotted, and initiated the little firefight.. Ban them!..

So what if her magesty swore a little bit, and called a bad spade a bad spade..? Someone pushed royalty into a corner.. What would you expect, from an honest powerful thinker who has thus so been insulted and toyed with, by bullies?.. Grin and bare the great lady's momentary excited anger action when she gets riled by a careless bully.. and defend your sister from those bullies, who are violently inconsiderate.. and she will thus lead you to new heights... Her magesty has lots of importance to say... You just don't have the capacity to listen to what is being said... You only see hear what you do not want to see and hear, and only what you do not want to ponder, nor grasp... You fight the Truth, because of your religious conditioning... You slap the gods to defend the great abomination...

Reinstate her magesty's membership, and apologize to her for you inconsiderate additive blatant insult... and pray that she has it to forgive your inadequacies and childish deficiencies...

does it matter really? she can overcome proxies...mask ip addresses...she will come back anyways.