how to deal with a pregnant women

[EmptyForceOfChi]

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M*W: Well, since everyone else responded before moi, I can only say that when a woman is pregnant, she's not her normal self. She needs extra care and comfort, even if she seems to be unrealistic. She needs to be reassured and indulged, even if she's been bitchy. She needs to be held and caressed, even if she tells you to leave her alone. She needs to be babied, even if she's called you a dumb ass. She needs to be loved unconditionally.

You need to forgive her for her temporary insanity. You need to forget that you are the cause of all her problems. You need to understand that she has hormonal changes going on. You need to be thankful that she has natural whims and desires that have nurtured your unborn child. You need to love her all you can, even if it means you have to give up that last beer, that football game that goes nowhere, those friends who are idiots, those words that could be hurtful even if they are innocent. You need to indulge her, and be happy that you did. This is just one short period in a lifetime of happiness for you, and she is the only one who can give you this happiness no matter what you may think. With every pain you may have, she will have three that are beyond the realm of human endurance. Give in to her right now, and love her, she needs it, she deserves it, and she will give you the greatest gift you will ever receive, but it won't be easy. Cherish her forever. She deserves it.

so what your saying is i should go with the sword idea afterall,


just kidding, that was very touching advice, i will follow it and if i get a broken nose im hunting you down ,


thanks

peace.

[TruthSeeker]

me and my wife are having a baby, it is due in october and i need a bit of advice please.

RUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNN!!!!!!

Just kidding...

how do you deal with a pregnant women, i can cope with the philosophy of universal creation without bieng that! confused but damn this is a tricky one, im not allowed to give her too much space or im "ignoring her" but im not allowed to try to comfort her and take care of her because im "smothering her"

so i try to be very "in the middle" and only comfort her when she asks and do things for her when she asks, and leave her alone when she isnt talking to me, but im still "annoying her" and bieng "an asshole".


for allahs sake please help me, nah its not that hard she is the one suffering but how can i be in a position where i dont do anything "wrong" its quite the challenge.


help please?


peace.

Sorry man, but there isn't any solution to that. Once the first trimester is gone, it will definetely get better though! You might even be one of those lucky ones that have a wife with high sex-drive in the honeymoon trimester!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TruthSeeker]

My second baby is due in november, btw....

[GeoffP]

Congrats!

[spuriousmonkey]

I decapitated three babies today. I had to. I was suspected that one of them might be a mutant.

[GeoffP]

I was suspected that one of them might be a mutant.

If that isn't the kettle calling the pot black, I don't know what is.

[spuriousmonkey]

No, I didn't use a kettle. Kettles are too blunt.

Anyway. After killing them I cut out some of their teeth and put them into a little plastic container.

[TruthSeeker]

spuriousmonkey, you disgust me! You... you... DAMN YOU!

[spuriousmonkey]

Hey buddy.. do you want scientists to cure diabetes or not? You can't have it both ways.

[TruthSeeker]

They should test on monkeys instead....

[spuriousmonkey]

what? you want me to kill monkey babies? that's gross.

[TruthSeeker]

You are gross, man!

[EmptyForceOfChi]

thanks goeff, congrats truthseeker, and spurious you make me hungry.


peace.

[GeoffP]

All right, I'm seeeeensing this has to do with the stem cell issue, but I haven't followed it precisely in any way so I'm just going to make the laudable assumption that spurious actually did kill three children, and probably with a kettle.

He's Dutch, you know.

[TruthSeeker]

Yeah... those damn dutch! If they weren't so fucking brown....

[darksidZz]

Sammy isn't taking his meds. Once again he's pontificating about stuff of which he is utterly ignorant.

I wish to pntificate about the female Jana I see outside, her butt is fine.

[GeoffP]

jana?

[spuriousmonkey]

All right, I'm seeeeensing this has to do with the stem cell issue, but I haven't followed it precisely in any way so I'm just going to make the laudable assumption that spurious actually did kill three children, and probably with a kettle.

He's Dutch, you know.

Children? who killed three children?

[spuriousmonkey]

Results from last weeks killing fields:
[IMG]http://*******************/wiki/images/7/77/Mouse-penis.jpg[/IMG]

[GeoffP]

Ahh.