Female Cues - What indicates a desire to mate?

[darksidZz]

I seek advising on how to know if a female seeks contact with the male. What cues and things should one look for to determine if they desire contact, or what cues will be indicators to leave them be?

Example is a female I want, she hot but I not know her. I say hi but she not say much and never look my way. To me this indicate no desire for contact, and she not interested in knowing me. So suggest and speak of mating rituals.

[Sock puppet path]

If a woman grabs your balls you can be fairly certain she has at least a momentary interest in contact. conversely if a woman kicks you in the same area she's is trying to tell you to leave her alone.

Hope that helps

[Nickelodeon]

Spraying mace in your face and yelling "get away you pervert!!" is a sure sign she wants you.

[orcot]

when they're aproaching you naked and kick the dog out, you can be feerly certain

[Sock puppet path]

Spraying mace in your face and yelling "get away you pervert!!" is a sure sign she wants you.

That's how I met my wife.

[Absane]

If a girl grabs you ass, she wants you.

[S.A.M.]

If these are the cues you're waiting for, I'm guessing none of you are getting laid much.

[Sock puppet path]

Seriously though you could just try and wear her down with dogged persistance or you could dress like a lady disguise your voice and chat yourself up to her.. Oh my that darksidzzz he's sooo handsome and smart and funny etc etc.

[Nickelodeon]

Is this about that smoking chick? Just ask her out. And when she's paralysed by fits of hysterical laughter - take advantage.

[Sock puppet path]

If these are the cues you're waiting for, I'm guessing none of you are getting laid much.

No but the pepperspray industry is booming.

[leopold]

I seek advising on how to know if a female seeks contact with the male.

the simple fact they are female is a sure bet they are interested in men.

What cues and things should one look for to determine if they desire contact,

if they got their panties down around theirs knees panting "fuck me", "fuck me"

or what cues will be indicators to leave them be?

if they point a gun at you.

Example is a female I want,

what's up dude? got another hardon?

she hot but I not know her.

how do you know she's hot? is she sweating? on fire?

I say hi but she not say much and never look my way.

it's her way of telling you to "fuck off you ugly prick"

To me this indicate no desire for contact,

very astute observation genius.

and she not interested in knowing me. So suggest and speak of mating rituals.

hasn't james warned you about these kinds of threads?

[Sock puppet path]

Actually I just came up with something that you should feel comfortable with. Make a POLL!!! either hand drawn or printed out, put it on a clipboard (to make it look prof.) put on a suit and start going up to people and asking them to take your poll, in sight of said hottie, then go up and ask her to take it.

Possible choices

DarksidZz is nice --> yes no
DarksidZz is handsome --> yes no
DarksidZz is a sexy beast --> yes no
DarksidZz needs to wash his underwear --> yes no
I would like to go out to dinner with DarksidZz --> yes no

[S.A.M.]

I seek advising on how to know if a female seeks contact with the male. What cues and things should one look for to determine if they desire contact, or what cues will be indicators to leave them be?

In your case, I would have to suggest you have NO conversation with them at all. Tell them NOTHING about yourself. If they indicate any interest at all, be the strong SILENT type.

[BenTheMan]

I seek advising on how to know if a female seeks contact with the male. What cues and things should one look for to determine if they desire contact, or what cues will be indicators to leave them be?

Example is a female I want, she hot but I not know her. I say hi but she not say much and never look my way. To me this indicate no desire for contact, and she not interested in knowing me. So suggest and speak of mating rituals.

Maybe try NOT talking like a cave man

Generally, I've found this female behavior as a "You should come over and talk" sign: if you look at a girl and she looks back, then looks away, then touches her hair (i.e. brushes it off her shoulder or something), then looks back and looks away again. This is a good sign.

And who says a woman has to show some signs for you to go up and talk to her. Just do it. There's no law against talking to someone. If they show no interest, then leave them alone. Find another girl to talk to. You're not interested in finding your soul mate. You just want someone to sleep with, and a good percentage of the girls you meet in clubs and bars know that's what you want. So all the pretenses and social mores and whatnot are pretty meaningless.

Take Feynman's advice---just ask them. What's the worst that could happen? They'll say no and you ask the next one. Despite what the women who will respond to this post will say, it works. It doesn't work for every woman, and it doesn't work every time. But it works enough to try it

One final bit of advice. Certain chicks seem to like it when guys rag on them. For example, if you pick on her hair style or shoes or shirt or somehting in a non-malicious way, it can often have very good consequences. Especially for hot girs, because they are used to having guys fawn over them. Make fun of her shoes or her taste in drinks, or her makeup or something. There are some women who won't play along, but there are some women who will be completely knocked off gaurd by a man making fun of them, and will be intrigued by you.

And have confidence.

In an effort to stem the flood of comments following this which label me as a misogynist, I can assure you I am not. I love my mother and my girlfriend, who is in med school and is probably smarter than I am. darksidZz if you make an advance and a woman shows no interest, you should leave her alone

[darksidZz]

I will obey you BenTheMan

[Lord Hillyer]

try www.hotornot.com

[domesticated om]

Actually I just came up with something that you should feel comfortable with. Make a POLL!!! either hand drawn or printed out, put it on a clipboard (to make it look prof.) put on a suit and start going up to people and asking them to take your poll, in sight of said hottie, then go up and ask her to take it.

Possible choices

DarksidZz is nice --> yes no
DarksidZz is handsome --> yes no
DarksidZz is a sexy beast --> yes no
DarksidZz needs to wash his underwear --> yes no
I would like to go out to dinner with DarksidZz --> yes no

LOL

[BenTheMan]

I will obey you BenTheMan

Now that you are my minion, go get laid.

Then go to the physics forum and bash some crackpots.

HAHAHAHA SciForums will soon be mine.

[Nickelodeon]

Then go to the physics forum and bash some crackpots.

darksidZz is most likely to post a poll.

"BenTheMan - Yes or No?"

[BenTheMan]

Well, probably mostly no because I am pretty unforgiving on people who are wrong about Physics. (i.e. crackpots). And I am conservative.

So it's a pretty bad combination for the SciForums electorate