inventions while stoned

[riku_124]

has anyone else here thought u pincreadable inventions while you are stoned?

I have hers the one i came up with to control gravity

take 1 big microwave puti nside it a TV a radio and another smaller microwave, put a paper clip insde of the smal lmicrowave turn al l3 things on turn on the big assm icrowave and anyhting inside of the big microwave will float.

Thats what i came up with whta about you?

[Zephyr]

Have you tested this invention?

[redarmy11]

Christ, who d'you buy your weed off - Timothy Leary?

Not that I care. Weed is rubbish. Just think of all the other things you could have been doing while you were thinking of this.

[Roman]

Hands.
I totally invented hands when I was stoned.

[Mosheh Thezion]

i have developed many ideas... many on pot.... but all based on my studies of science and engineering...
however... i have noticed clearly that, while marijuana,, does allow the mind to focus longer.... (the dah effect).
but the results are never better than those had when sober.

its just that when high.... its more fun.


and putting a tv, and small microwave inside a big microwave... wont result in floating as far as i know... but it sounds fun.

unortunately.. those kinds of tests will cost alot of money..
since the stuff is likely to be destroyed.


when i was little... 7-9... me and my brother.. collects all kinds of junk electrical stuff.... and we wired it all together, into a kind of circular connection...(having no electronic knowledge.)
anyway.. we put it in a box... closed it.. and plugged it in.

it lifted off the ground... bamm... and then stopped working.. cause the wired fried... and the fuse blew.

but it did lift...

i remember examining it... and being baffiled.. cause as far as i could find.. none of the electronic stuff we put in... had moving parts.

so what moved??? i still dont know.

and i wasnt stoned at 9 yeas old.

-MT

[riku_124]

fro mwhat i rember, it woks becuase al lthe differnet freqeces EX micro waes radio waves, and electrons hsot out of the TV will make a thing happen bt liek i siad i was stones

[redarmy11]

You mean.. you still... actually... believe... this?

And no, I'm not aping Mosheh's peculiar style there. I'm just stunned.

[riku_124]

dont you just love getting stoned

[redarmy11]

I said stu... oh, never mind.

[Fraggle Rocker]

You should always use your spell checker when you're stoned.

I think it works best for artists, not so well for engineers. Most people who are considered "brainy" tend to be left brain-dominant. They say that pot suppresses that to some extent and allows their right brain to take control for a while. It doesn't really make people smarter, it just gives their thinking a new balance that allows creativity to flourish. That doesn't mean that every creative idea (or any creative idea) they have is a good one.

Creative, right-brained people seem to have the same experience rather than the opposite one. They become even less rational and even more imaginative. They'll write a new song and forget to buy groceries until the stores have closed.

[tablariddim]

I've produced hundreds of hours worth of music and written 2 novels while stoned. I also visualised designs for my first house and my shop while stoned.

About 20 years ago, I theorised the concept of panspermia, to explain the origins of life on earth, which was so radical back then, especially as I'd never read about it anywhere and that I'm in no way a scientist. i also came up with a theory as to how space ships could travel vast distances. I can't remember that very clearly, but it involved something like the vessel being able to 'tune in' to cosmic waves or frequencies; it's written down on a notepad somewhere.

Yes, I found marijuana incredibly inspirational, but I don't do it any more.

[riku_124]

why dont you, im stoned now btw lol

[nicholas1M7]

Memories...

I wrote a short story. Fascinating but very fucked up. I also discovered that my ex-girlfriend's music can go "du, du, du" as well as "dee, dee, dee". I can't write it down, the fact that I'm even describing it makes me question my brain cells.

[nicholas1M7]

why dont you, im stoned now btw lol

Watch the Grudge while stoned. You'll never be the same.

[riku_124]

dmn i dont have it
im gonna watch a movie my dad obught me soon though

[Oniw17]

dont you just love getting stoned

I do. It's hell for your lungs though. Still not as bad as tabacco. I want to get this cactus that I was reading about the other day, they called it a "philosophical drug," the St. something.

I said stu...

...pid?

Yes, I found marijuana incredibly inspirational, but I don't do it any more.

shame...

[Xerxes]

Does a runners high count?

'Cause most bright thoughts seem to come to me when I'm running outside, or just walking in the cool air.

[riku_124]

sure it can xerxes (giveany good oceans a lassing lately?

[Xerxes]

what the fuck are you talking about? oceans a lassing?

[redarmy11]

He means have you lassed any good oceans recently. Good, as opposed to substandard ones. Like the Atlantic.