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    I heard Muslims have the biggest dick...

    Fucking hell 11 inches?

    lulz thier desi wifes is going to hate them


    Cite:
    http://www.world-sex-records.com/sex-003.htm


    Hindus have the smallest penis by race. Now I know why Hindu girls usually go after Muslim guys. lolzzz

    Smallest penis by race
    In the Jacobus survey the Hindu man was reckoned to have a penis that only averaged around 4 inches, a much smaller figure than for the other races investigated. In the Chartham survey the smallest organs in the various nationality groups were as follows: English - 2¾ in.; West German - 3½ in.; Negro - 4 in.; French 3½ in.; Danish - 5 in.; American - 3½ in.; and Swedish - 5 in. As we have already suggested, with the groups being rather small no racial conclusions can be drawn.

    http://www.world-sex-records.com/sex-004.htm

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    stroking my banjo phonetic's Avatar
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    What a shitty site. And when was the experiment conducted?

    In a time where 'Negroes' roamed free and Germany was still divided =/

    Still, this bit gave me a giggle -

    Quote Originally Posted by William Tugger - Penis Researcher
    The largest Arab penises were found to be between eight and ten inches; but it was among the Muslim Sudanese that Jacobus found "the most developed phallus" - notably "one of the maximum dimensions, being nearly 12 in. in length, by a diameter of 2- in." The hardy researcher remarked that this was "a terrific machine" - "more likely the penis of a donkey than of a man."

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    No this is recently new development.

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    Sucks to be a Hindu though.

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    Do muslims have the smallest brain by any chance?

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    Registered Senior Abuser thedevilsreject's Avatar
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    yes, they keep it in their dicks

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    uniquely dreadful S.A.M.'s Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by spuriousmonkey
    Do muslims have the smallest brain by any chance?
    Some of them are real dickheads, does that count?

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    Quote Originally Posted by spuriousmonkey
    Do muslims have the smallest brain by any chance?
    I would have a bigger dick then a bigger brain. What you going to do to a woman? intellectually stimulate her or sexually stimulate her?

    (by the way I can do both at the same time, its one of the many talents I have)

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    My own research concludes the following:

    ********** 1 inch
    *******7 inches
    **********4 inches
    *******2.6inches
    *********8 inches
    *******1 inch
    ********3.5inches

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    who edited out my catagories?

    clearly a mod in the 1 inch group!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Theoryofrelativity
    who edited out my catagories?

    clearly a mod in the 1 inch group!

    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muslim
    (by the way I can do both at the same time, its one of the many talents I have)
    lol

    This made me spit out my juice. Now i have juice all over my keyboard. I really should have learned my lesson by now to stop consumption of all kinds before browsing sciforums.

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    let's see, god said these people live 100 mile's from the big pinis' so lets give them little one's for variety.

    these people wear turban's lets give them big ones. yeah thats it god said it.

    Note: shouldnt wrtite this stuff cause this dude is liable to believe it.

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    I heard Muslim was the biggest dick...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nickelodeon
    I heard Muslim was the biggest dick...
    ha ha ha, good one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Theoryofrelativity
    My own research concludes the following:

    ********** 1 inch
    *******7 inches
    **********4 inches
    *******2.6inches
    *********8 inches
    *******1 inch
    ********3.5inches
    Wow TOR, you have "researched" some very small men.

    I assume this would have made more sense had it not been edited, because now it appears that you have handled 10 men (the asterisks stand for the number of men) with 1 inch penises, which I find rather unbelievable. Or perhaps the categories of 5, 5.5, 6, 6.5, 7.5, and higher than 8 have been omitted, each of them possibly containing the thousands of other men you have "researched" - this would explain how you found such a large number of "tiny" men, through your incredibly large (for one woman) sample.

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    I thought she was rating penis length. Like "that one inch cock was 10 stars! Damn I was so wet!"

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    Registered Senior Member redarmy11's Avatar
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    So how do muslims' dicks know that their owners are going to be muslims?
    If someone switches religions, does their dick size change accordingly?

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    Quote Originally Posted by redarmy11
    So how do muslims' dicks know that their owners are going to be muslims?
    If someone switches religions, does their dick size change accordingly?
    Our god is real duhhh! so he gives us big dicks.

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    So if you convert to Islam and never live then your dick will grow.

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