02-11-02, 04:25 AM #1
ImaHamster2 - Hamster, Human, Hoax
I've heard that ImaHamster2 is a real hamster. Possibly genetically engineered to be the world's smartest hamster ever, perhaps even with a computer brain. He/she/it has demonstrated knowledge in many areas, and has rather odd ways of speaking about himself/herself/itself. Is it just human? Is it a superhamster? Is it a hoax? I wonder...
No offence intended, ImaHamster2. Just wondering about how much internet piffle people (sciforums users) will accept.
02-11-02, 04:50 AM #2
Of course it's a hamster, it said so itself, it's even right there in the username.
You don't seriously believe some conspiracy theory about hundreds of members being paid off to pretend it's a hamster when it's really human, do you?
02-11-02, 05:25 AM #3
02-11-02, 06:30 AM #4
A journey of 34 pages begins with one sentence.
I thought iamahamster was a teenager. He said so somewhere when I thought HE was backslash 'in disguise,' or 'in limbo.'
02-11-02, 07:19 AM #5ImaHamster2 - Hamster, Human, Hoax ...Is it just human? Is it a superhamster? Is it a hoax? I wonder...
The oneandonly human-hamster.
(You guys were getting bored, or what? lol!)
02-11-02, 07:27 AM #6
Personally, I believe Imahamster2 is a genetically modified, cybernetically enhanced, timetravelling hamster from the future who has come back through time just to mess with us....
Resistance is futile. You will be caught up in this discussion....
02-11-02, 07:29 AM #7
fear the hamster...and his hamster death rays...his armies of death ray toting hamster servants...his female love slave hamsters....ugggggh
02-11-02, 07:43 AM #8
Fear the hamster?
A hamster wearing Don Quixote armor and wielding a well-gnawed toothpick...?
02-11-02, 07:45 AM #9
He should be wearing a dark cape or something...counterbalance you know what happened to me today? I took a math quiz in the easiest class on earth at 8:57. I finished it at 9:00, and now I have until 10:20 (EST) to do absolutely nothing except talk about a superhamster.
I don't think a toothpick would be as menacing as...a death ray gun or one of those weapons with a ball of spikes swining around on a metal chain. Yes, this hamster is our new emperor, we should all revere him and bow down (or up) to this emerging leader in our soon-to-be hamster society.
02-11-02, 07:48 AM #10
All right, I just want to know where I can fit in this soon to be hamster collective....How about SeekerofSeeds....
02-11-02, 07:49 AM #11
Good Work, Pollux!
Two choices then:
1. Get back to work on that blockbuster Sci-Fi...
2. Get to work re-reading these threads and figure out who /777 REALLY is.
(Three minutes to finish a math quiz? Impressive, young man!!)
02-11-02, 07:53 AM #12
Well counterbalance it was ADDITION...because my ole math teacher in the eighth grade was horrible and evil I wound up taking very hard tests I was not prepared for which held me back at algebra one, so I was stuck with all these maine hillbillies who recieved as much education as a pet rock named sandy. Its not their fault, all the schools on 'the island' are pretty bad except the one I went to.
I can't work on the blockbuster scifi because it isn't with me.
Now for my role-I shall be the planetary conquest-or, and will begin assembling a fleet of hamster-powered (with a wheel, of course) vessels capable of traversing the galaxy and destroying anyone who gets in my way. I must appease THE HAMSTER.
02-11-02, 07:55 AM #13
Don't need no dark cape, I assure you. (hehe) And never, ever underestimate the power of a well-gnawed toothpick.
Yeah. That'll work.
That'll work just fine.
02-11-02, 07:56 AM #14
The cape is for intimidation...as you know there are many superhamsters competing for power on the world stage.
I am the conquest-or.
02-11-02, 08:13 AM #15
I think ImaHamster2 is really me pretending to be him. Or maybe it's somebody else pretending to be me pretending to be him. Or maybe it's Backslash777 pretending to be somebody else pretending to be me pretending to be him.
Err... I'm confused.
02-11-02, 08:16 AM #16
Now being SeekerofSeeds, Imahamster, can you tell me the hyperspacial relationship of hamsterwheels to power cores?
02-11-02, 09:24 AM #17
James R, don't think about it, it hurts too much
Just go with the flowwww....
Be a hamster....
Feel the fur....
Eat the seeds.....
Run on the wheel.....
02-11-02, 10:07 AM #18
If all hamsters were as bright as h2 then I'd have no trouble becoming a hamster. Hmmm, furry lovemaking, hmmm ... OK I'd better not go there.
02-11-02, 10:18 AM #19
I don't think ImaHamster2 is really who/what he/she/it says he/she/it is. (I know that's annoying, the /he/she/it stuff.) I suspect ImaHamster2 may be a secret government project to fool us into thinking there are superhamsters. Maybe to make us think normal hamsters are safe. Which of course is ridiculous. Damn hamsters...
02-11-02, 10:59 AM #20