Hell-beast discovered Okay top notch scientists and biologists...explain this creature. What in the heck is it? Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! August 16, 2006 TURNER, Maine --Residents are wondering if an animal found dead over the weekend may be the mysterious creature that has mauled dogs, frightened residents and been the subject of local legend for half a generation. The animal was found near power lines along Route 4 on Saturday, apparently struck by a car while chasing a cat. The carcass was photographed and inspected by several people who live in the area, but nobody is sure exactly what it is. Michelle O'Donnell of Turner spotted the animal near her yard about a week before it was killed. She called it a "hybrid mutant of something." "It was evil, evil looking. And it had a horrible stench I will never forget," she told the Sun Journal of Lewiston. "We locked eyes for a few seconds and then it took off. I've lived in Maine my whole life and I've never seen anything like it." For the past 15 years, residents across Androscoggin County have reported seeing and hearing a mysterious animal with chilling monstrous cries and eyes that glow in the night. The animal has been blamed for attacking and killing a Doberman pinscher and a Rottweiler the past couple of years. People from Litchfield, Sabattus, Greene, Turner, Lewiston and Auburn have come forward to speak of a mystery monster that roams the woods. Nobody knows for sure what it is, and theories have ranged from a hyena or dingo to a fisher or coydog, an offspring of a coyote and a wild dog. Now, people are asking if the mystery beast and the animal killed over the weekend are one and the same. Wildlife officials and animal control officers declined to go to Turner to examine the remains. By Tuesday, the carcass had been picked clean by vultures and there was not much left of the dead animal. Loren Coleman, a Portland author and cryptozoologist, said it's unlikely that the animal was anybody's pet. After reviewing photos of the carcass, Coleman said he was bothered by the animal's ears and snout. It reminded him of a case years ago in northern Maine in which an animal shot by a hunter could not be identified. In the end, wildlife officials got a DNA analysis that showed the animal was a rare wolf-dog hybrid, he said. Mike O'Donnell, who is married to Michelle O'Donnell, said the animal looked "half-rodent, half-dog" to him. It was charcoal gray, weighed between 40 and 50 pounds and had a bushy tail, a short snout, short ears and curled fangs hanging over its lips, he said. It looked like "something out of a Stephen King story." "This is something I've never seen before. It's an evil-looking thing," he said.
There are lots of blue colored dogs. Anything you think is "grey" is actually "blue" in a animal. What you are probably seeing is a grey puppy. They always look more blue than the older dogs.
Well, it looks like a dog, he says uncertainly. But if Squeak22 is right and it's a puppy... be very, very frightened.
Chow or chow mix, according to the newspapers (Chalk one up for Fark) http://morningsentinel.mainetoday.com/news/local/3039522.shtml
Funnily enough, I was thinking this. God, I hate being right all the time. Sorry for taking His name in vain, Lawdog.
Another Rationalist cover up: People are afraid of crossing the comfort zone. If it were discovered that the beast had crawled up from the hollow earth, the whole military-industrial-femininazi-neopagan-pseudo-scientifico-idealist-deathtech-antichrist system would be called into question: That must not happen. PS. Dont be sorry to me. You know who to be sorry to.
I have two dogs and they are unlike anything most people have seen, because I get stopped and asked; "What breed are they, they are very handsome' all the time, when all they are, is a good cross. Next I fancy a cross with blue eyes, pref with a shaggy grey and white coat, so probably half shepherd, half sheepdog to get a wolf looking, but domesticated animal. Although blue coat with blue eyes would be nice too.
Ah, but I don't believe in Him. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! I was apologising to you because you do. Damn, I should have just edited out the reference. Can I have 8 million similar future offences taken into account? PS How can the results of DNA analysis be dismissed as a rationalisation? I'm assuming that this part of the story is accurate, of course.
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OK, so let me guess: this creature is from the depths of the Hollow Earth aka Hell - a single-headed Cerberus that signifies the imminent arrival of the four horsemen of the Apocalypse?
It would be unscientific for anyone unfamiliar with canine or mammilian taxonomy in general to make any definitive statements about this animal, especially from a single picture.