The Picture Thread Mark IV

[The Devil Inside]

THANK you.

[Kunax]

mmmm look like time has taken it toll on that poor pear, but still, even with a bit of time behind them pears can still be sweet and firm, just ready for you to bite and taste.

[The Devil Inside]

take THAT, absane!!!!!!!

[Athelwulf]

RAAAAAAAWWWWWWWR!!!!!!!!!

someone post a fucking picture!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Devil Inside]

LOL
excellent job!

[Athelwulf]

Thanks.

[spuriousmonkey]

It's 'Nigger please'.

[Theoryofrelativity]

well they do also get a magic bean, which when handled with care can grow in to a mighty bean stalk

lol

[Theoryofrelativity]

I've been doing lots of gardening this afternoon, excellent way to spend a day at home when the kids are out, quiet except for a groan as I bend to pull up the cucumber that I have been nurturing. Coconuts are nice and ripe for the picking too.

[The Devil Inside]

werent you the one telling others to "get a room" the other day?

also,
eric idle has made the point VERY CLEARLY that coconuts can only come to britain by migratory swallows, so stop lying, you lying liar!

[Theoryofrelativity]

werent you the one telling others to "get a room" the other day?

also,
eric idle has made the point VERY CLEARLY that coconuts can only come to britain by migratory swallows, so stop lying, you lying liar!

No to the first thing that was Sam

re the second point....eh?

ahhhhh swallow.....coconuts.......

erm yes migratory swallows but no Thrush es

[Gustav]

I've been doing lots of gardening this afternoon, excellent way to spend a day at home when the kids are out, quiet except for a groan as I bend to pull up the cucumber that I have been nurturing. Coconuts are nice and ripe for the picking too.

thank you mistress
i wish to inqure further on this.... cucumber
what became of it?

thanks

/pant
/and groan

[Gustav]

werent you the one telling others to "get a room" the other day?

also,
eric idle has made the point VERY CLEARLY that coconuts can only come to britain by migratory swallows, so stop lying, you lying liar!

i say!
mind your language, minion!

[Theoryofrelativity]

thank you mistress
i wish to inqure further on this.... cucumber
what became of it?

thanks

/pant
/and groan

Well after feasting on it, I spat it back out and re planted it in the fertile garden

[Kunax]

gustav, you shouln't be so intrested in the cucumber, melon and peachers are much more interesting... well unless you are a cucumber man.
Personally i have only 1 cucumber and and a pair of heavy hairy coconuts in my garden, proberly nothing extravagant, but they are still mine, i even trimmed the coconuts a little.

[Kunax]

Well after feasting on it, I spat it back out and re planted it in the fertile garden

heh

[Gustav]

Well after feasting on it, I spat it back out and re planted it in the fertile garden

thank you
i am sure the moist nutrients in this fertile garden will ensure the cucumber to grow all big and hard and stuff

[spuriousmonkey]

after it pops a fertilizer pill in its barren soil...

often advertised on spam mail.

[redarmy11]

I've just realised that the whole world loves a nice, juicy double entendre and that the Carry-On films aren't rubbish after all.

[spuriousmonkey]

Benny hill was the master of modern art.