I do not like beer, but found the following amusing. Top 12 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Religion 1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop. 2. You can prove you have a Beer. 3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you. 4. You don't have to wait over 2000 years for a second Beer. 5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over their brand of Beer. 6. When you have a case of beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away to people who are not interested,. 7. They don't force Beer on little children that can't think for themselves. 8. Beer has never caused a major war. 9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex. 10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer. 11. You do not have to wake up early Sunday morning to enjoy beer. You can sleep in and still enjoy it. 12. You are not required to drink beer 5 times a day, but you can if you want to.
