Secrets of the universe can be found in the following conversation. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!! [23:11] acid: give it here [23:11] Lad: LMAO [23:12] acid: your going to get the kicking of ass of your life time [23:12] Lad: What? Do you want me to take it back from my bitch? [23:12] Lad: hes already eating it! [23:13] acid: oh so your cheeting on me [23:13] Lad: Not cheating on you...They were my bitches before I even met you... [23:13] Lad: so if anything... [23:13] Lad: Im cheating on them. [23:13] acid: good [23:13] acid: now do it' [23:14] Lad: oops...... [23:14] Lad: they ate the whole damn thing [23:14] acid: oops what [23:14] acid: what.. [23:14] acid: punch them in the baby maker [23:15] Lad: It's to small for it to be effective. [23:15] acid: then i gess where done [23:16] Lad: yup [23:16] Lad: it was good while it lasted. [23:16] acid: yeah [23:16] acid: i want my cds back though [23:17] Lad: Depends on what cds you're talking about... [23:17] Lad: the disposable ones? [23:17] acid: no my fucking cds bitch give'em here [23:17] Lad: I used those cd's already... [23:18] Lad: they can only be used once [23:18] Lad: a piece... [23:18] Lad: and then you throw them away. [23:18] acid: you [23:18] acid: did [23:18] acid: what [23:18] Lad: I threw them away after I used them. [23:18] Lad: Come on. [23:18] Lad: Were you really going to use used CD's? [23:19] Lad: I know you're kinky. [23:19] Lad: but come on [23:19] acid: i gess your right [23:19] Lad: thank you. [23:19] acid: no thank you [23:19] acid: bitch [23:19] Lad: You can buy some more condoms. [23:20] acid: take it like a woman [23:20] Lad: LMAO [23:22] acid: do it.. [23:22] Lad: ?? [23:22] Lad: elaborate.... [23:22] acid: u know [23:23] Lad: Nope. [23:23] acid: thanks a lot now thanks to you both of my kids will die [23:24] Lad: of herpes? [23:24] acid: no [23:24] acid: super crabs [23:25] Lad: I knew someone with that. [23:25] Lad: His name was Carl. [23:25] acid: thats my brother in law [23:25] acid: he died [23:25] acid: from a car reack [23:25] Lad: Who was driving? [23:25] acid: a drunkin male ascort [23:26] Lad: black guy? [23:26] acid: more so a brown mix [23:26] Lad: yeah...had to be... [23:26] Lad: that bastard.... [23:26] acid: yeah [23:26] acid: i knnow [23:26] Lad: I hated Carl. [23:26] acid: yeah [23:26] acid: he stold from me [23:27] Lad: you mean stole? [23:27] acid: no [23:27] Lad: Stold your virginity? [23:27] acid: its 2:27 i must brush my teeth [23:27] acid: brb [23:27] Lad: okay...take your time. [23:30] acid: back [23:31] Lad: You brushed those damn gay teeth? [23:31] acid: i ant gay [23:31] Lad: But your teeth are. [23:31] acid: no but ur face is! [23:31] acid: i hate you! [23:31] acid: i love you [23:32] Lad: When semen comes in contact with the tooth, the sexual orientation of the tooth is automatically changed.... [23:32] Lad: from heterosexual to homosexual. [23:32] acid: oh well in that case [23:32] Lad: You have gay teeth. [23:32] acid: yeah... [23:32] acid: no [23:32] Lad: Your former answer was the correct one. [23:33] acid: how old r u then [23:33] Lad: illegal [23:33] acid: tell me? [23:33] Lad: A 21 year old cop.... [23:33] acid: yess [23:33] acid: just my luck [23:33] Lad: I specialize in online predatorship. [23:33] acid: what you doing after work [23:34] Lad: Reading books on online predatorship. [23:34] acid: oh really [23:34] acid: are you free on monday then? [23:34] Lad: Nope. [23:34] acid: mmm [23:34] Lad: Writing about online predatorship. [23:34] acid: oh right [23:35] acid: really how old are you [23:35] acid: jw [23:35] Lad: 21 [23:35] acid: sex? [23:35] Lad: You know.... [23:36] acid: i hope ur a woman or i have some explaining to do. [23:36] Lad: I was hoping you were the woman. [23:36] acid: damn [23:37] acid: 2st time this week this happened [23:37] acid: 2dts [23:37] acid: 5hg [23:37] Lad: 5th time for me... [23:37] acid: oh yeah [23:37] Lad: yup [23:37] acid: but really [23:37] acid: how old are you [23:37] Lad: god... [23:38] Lad: Im a dude... [23:38] acid: ok and ur 21? [23:38] Lad: maybe [23:38] acid: w/e if u dont want to tell me thats fine [23:38] Lad: i already told you [23:38] acid: right [23:39] Lad: I dont sound 21? [23:39] acid: no [23:39] acid: you sounds 63 [23:39] Lad: you're the 63 year old pedo [23:39] acid: oh right i forgot [23:39] acid: and your the fire breathing dragon right? [23:40] Lad: Nope. I'm Charizard.
No...actually...its not a waste of his time or your time. After reading the above conversation I deduced that the secret of the universe is: life scoundrels like us spend time looking for secrets of the universe when the biggest secret of the universe is us looking for those secrets.
