The Great Debate: What is the best pie?

So i was walking along one day, merrily minding my own business, when flying ninjas swoop out of the sky and surround me. The leader, who i can identify because he is wearing a white outfit instead of the traditional black one, speaks. The conversation as follows:
Ninja Leader:"I have come from the Kujiama Dojo on the summit of Fuji-san"
Me: "O..k?"
NL: "Our sensei Kenbei Obusai intructed us to find the worlds wisest sage, who would know the location of the Golden Pie"
Me: im just a simple man, i aint got no golden pie
NL: But you have the mark of a PIErate! (refering to my uberreet pie tatoo that i have IRL

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Me: A Pierate? erm.. dont they have, you know... eye patches?
NL: Nono, a PIEEEEEEErate. One who swindles not gold and riches, but pies!
Me: ah yes, you seek the right man
NL: I am honoured *bows*
NL: now listen, we need your help! The fate of the world is in your hands! You must help us solve the great mystery, which will lead us to the golden pie! I ask you, wise one, what IS the best pie?
Me:

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NL: Well?
Me: Do you know of what you speak? The ancient masters have searched for millenia to find the arcane secrets of the pies. The best one? We didnt even know pineapple pie existed until last week!
NL: Then how shall we resolve this?
Me: Someone in the world must know!

So we looked and looked for days and days, but could not find a single soul who knew. ALAS! But what luck! We stumble upon the enlightened community of Sciforums.com, and an answer perhaps can be found there! So i ask you, for the sake of the Ninjas and the fate of the world......... What, my friends, is the best pie???

 

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From one day to the next, it is hard to say which is best.
If I had to say, I might, might say cherry cream delight.

 

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Apple, no contest.

 

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Chicken.

 

:m: pie?

 

Fresh Strawberry Rhubarb pie, nothing beats it.

 

Quite obviously.

 

All pie is equal in my eye
-a wise man
actually, your right, homemade pie is by far the best. Commercial pie, prolly blueberry or rasberry for me, or any kinda of meat pie.

 

"Do you have pie?" - Michael

"Pie is good."

 

Well I'm eatinh homemade blueberry pie right now and its pretty good. I think I'll go with apple.

 

Hair Pie

or

3.14............

 

3. Sea Pie

2. Apple Pie

1. Rasberry

 

Pray tell, kind sir, what is Sea Pie?

 

Pie made from seafood. G'duh...

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G'duh to you to, friend.

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Cherry turnovers are damn good, that's kinda of a spinoff from pie, like strudel.
Mmmmmm, struuuudel...

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Mmmmmmm!! Strudel is very good.

I also love banana cream pie with a home-made graham cracker crust.

 

Warm apple-cinnamon pie topped with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. You just can't go wrong with that choice.

 

I can't believe nobody has posted Lemon Meringue Pie. that shit kicks ass.