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    The Best Insult...ever!!!

    (One single to The Cesspool please.)

    What is the best insult you have ever heard/ used?

    It's that simple!

    I'll start-- the best one I ever heard was:
    (2 lads insulting each others mothers)
    "Yeah? Well your mum still owes my dog fuck-money!"

    And the best I have ever used (repeatedly):
    "Your mother had two cunts.
    And you're one of them."

    Your turn...?

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    "encule", because not many Americans know what it means. Used properly, it can breed much confusion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Naomi
    "encule", because not many Americans know what it means. Used properly, it can breed much confusion.
    I agree, mon frere.
    Half my family is French and it helps to be able to learn swearwords from them.
    Plus, it sounds more beautiful cussing someone in Francais, non?

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    Out sunbaking, leave a msg... My Sexy Blue Feet's Avatar
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    'swearing in french is like wiping your arse with silk..'

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    The Smoke that Thunders ReighnStorm's Avatar
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    Ha Ha very funny Mother ????Fuc#ke?? that's my favorite line anyways

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    your mom

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Jack4WAR
    your mom
    Good one. Hey, say 'hi' to your mum and my kids wont you?

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    The worst insult to a person who deems himself smart, but lacks self-esteem: "You are stupid". It'll eat him up.

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    Alright... my fault.
    I should've called this thread 'The Most Offensive Insults...Ever!'

    Come on chaps, what's been the worst one you've ever heard?

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    Okay, this was actually a deed, not just verbal:
    At high-school, a boy threw a rope before me on my table, and said "Use it!" (As in 'hang yourself'.)

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    un de plusieurs autres audible's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by My Sexy Blue Feet
    'swearing in french is like wiping your arse with silk..'
    or "encule"
    my favourite, though I would'nt be so rude, is. "the most intelligent thing to come out of a womans mouth, was einstein c**k"
    Last edited by audible; 06-16-05 at 07:06 AM.

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    un de plusieurs autres audible's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by water
    Okay, this was actually a deed, not just verbal:
    At high-school, a boy threw a rope before me on my table, and said "Use it!" (As in 'hang yourself'.)
    was you to shocked to make a retort, something like, "at least I'd be better hung then you."

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    Quote Originally Posted by audible
    was you to shocked to make a retort, something like, "at least I'd be better hung then you."
    No. I was in love with him, but he'd never even look at me other than to criticize me. I made no reply to his insult, only looked down.

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    If I was there, I would have kicked his lily-livered ass from there to here and back again!

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    So I was screwing your sister, and she stuck her finger in my ass. I was like, what the fuck? And she goes, what, [name of person your insulting] likes it.

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    go and take your head for a wobble.

    hehehehehehehehehehehehe.

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    On Dr. Phil a man told his wife...."Shut your suck hole you bitch!!!!!!!!!"

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    Refined Reinvention lixluke's Avatar
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    Your momma is so fat, she takes posters not pictures.

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    Whatever

    your sister knows when your mums on her rags because your dick taste different.....
    ....Gets the whole family at once, except for the father that left them years ago......
    Last edited by Frank King; 06-25-05 at 09:16 AM. Reason: mistake

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    Refined Reinvention lixluke's Avatar
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    You momma bigger than elephant. Your daddy older than dinosaur. Your sister got so much weave in her head, she grew a snout and hooves of a horse on her feet, and now she look like a minataur.

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