Not-for-the-squeamish-family fungame!

**chunkylover58** · 03-18-04, 04:24 PM

Read the first part of the title VERY carefully before going here: (If you go there, and you are squeamish, and you get disgustipated, don't blame me....I warned you.) http://poetry.rotten.com/painful-lesson-learned/

That's the not for the squeamish part.
The family fungame part is this ....

Make up a story. How did this fella get into this particular situation?

Totally Meaningless Points will be assessed in the following categories:

Creativity
Humor
Attention to detail
Level of abhorrant disgust

The game is afoot.

**bitterchick** · 03-18-04, 05:32 PM

"No, Bob, no! We *hug* trees! HUG!!!"

**Dreamwalker** · 03-20-04, 07:40 AM

I think that guy just wanted to reinforce his backbone. Seems to be quite painful, hehe.

**curioucity** · 03-20-04, 10:27 AM

sheesh....

**Bells** · 03-20-04, 10:41 AM

When home made dildo's go bad...

**Ozymandias** · 03-20-04, 11:02 AM

Yikes ... they don't offer an explanation on the page for what happened?

**15ofthe19** · 03-20-04, 03:32 PM

The Issue: Cletus has some fenceposts on his property that he needs to remove.

The Problem: Cletus is a lazy sack of shit that wouldn't know a hard days work if it crawled up the leg of his Dickies, and bit him on his teabag.

The Question: How can Cletus remove said fenceposts without having to put down his Old Milwaukee, get off his four-wheeler and pick up a shovel?

Epiphany!: Cletus's brother-in-law Rayford "Poo-Nanny" Farless works down at the strip mine and has a secret stash of blasting caps that he uses to remove the stumps from the front lawn of his trailer-lot. (That's a Mobile-Home for those of you in California, and no, it's not really mobile.)

The Agreement: Cletus persuades Poo-Nanny to help him remove said fence posts in exchange for a case of PBR and some homemade deer jerky.

The Tragedy: Cletus mistakenly interpreted Poo-Nanny's exclamation of "Fire in the hole!" as a suggestion to walk over and flick the butt of his Pall Mall into the small hole dug at the base of fencepost to hold the blasting cap.

The Good News: The four wheeler, the beer, Poo-Nanny, and the deer jerky all came away unscathed.

The Lesson: Beer, explosives and guys named "Poo-Nanny" shouldn't mix.