Thread: Supernova From Experimentation At Fermilab

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    Quote Originally Posted by WellCookedFetus
    lets all get to finding a name for this new form of super spam.
    how about "mockic"?

    "mockic" (mock-topic) - news group subjects which are created and/or perpetuated solely for the dissemination of intellectual spam.

    I suppose "intellectual spam" would have to be precisely defined too but what do you think so far? Its my first pass so feel free to add or change anything. I agree that this type of spam is just begging for a name of it's own.

    If anyone has other suggestions, post them. We might as well put this waste of bandwidth to some use, defining it and naming it may be fun.

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    SUPERNOVA FROM EXPERIMENTATION AT FERMILAB

    All thanks to eveyone for your most prompt actions in this these critical and tragic concerns.

    The luminosity value shown on the Accelerator Update is 44.51E30 at some 2 TeV. Since there must exist some fluctuation in de Sitter space as well as oscillation in the ring at Fermilab, a juxtaposition in values bewteen these two intertial frames may permit this most catastrophic transition towards de Sitter space. This is the central message of the article by Malcolm J. Perry entitled, Quantum tunneling towards an exploding Universe? (Theoretical physics, Nature Vol 320, 1986, p.679).

    The extended history of physics as we note the progression from Sir Issac Newton to Albert Einstein and his collaborator Willem de Stter gave rise to Relativistic Cosmology. The article cited above is an exemplar of this progression in the realm of modern science. It would be most unwise to ignore the conclusions derived from this line of investigation from a scientific perspective.

    All the children will thank you for your kind efforts on their behalf and may the good God have mercy on our souls.

    Al Best Wishes,

    Yours sincerely,

    Paul W. Dixon, Ph.D.
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    Check Paul's last post. Back in 1986, there seems to have been an article agreeing with him.

    Does anybody have a copy of that issue of Nature handy? It would be interesting to know what it said.

    Back in the early 1950's there were those who claimed that the H-bomb tests at Bikini Atoll were going to start a chain reaction using up all the hydrogen in the oceans. That threat never became a reality. Now it seems that back in 1986, there was concern about the particle accelerators. Almost 25 years and another threat has come to naught.

    So far, science and technology has done more good than harm. I see no reason not to trust the experts. Unlike politicians, they care what happens beyond the next election.

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    Mr Dixon mentioned that article on the very first page of this thread (back in 2001!!)
    The online databases only go back to 1987 for Nature.
    I'll look in the library when I get a chance.
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    SUPERNOVA FROM EXPERIMENTATION AT FERMILAB

    Many thanks to everyone for your prompt actions in this most tragic concern.

    To present an analogous event from atomic physics, we may use the illustration from Chernobyl where an atomic pile of the original uncontained design was subject to an experiment by the scientists in charge.
    This gave rise to the loss of integritity of the reactor containment mechanism yielding radioactive contamination of the Ukraine and portions of Northern Europe. The central mass of radioactive material is still settling through the concrete protective shield which when this happens will make the original vast eflux of radiation appear to be only "air freshener." (A quote from the terrifeid German scientists on television at the time of the disaster) These are exemplars of responsible scientists entrusted with the welfare of their own people. A group of suicide volunteers were called upon to stem for a while the plunge of the radioactive mass towards contact with ground water under the reactor by constructing the concrete shield at the base of the reactor.

    Having faith in responsible scientists, controlling the destiny of mankind in a responsible manner is a worthy and noble attitude, even if it is somewhat unrealistic. Alas, scientists are only human and suffer from the same foibles and shortcomings as we all do.

    All the children will thank you for your prompt actions on their behalf and may the good God have mercy on our souls!

    ALL BEST WISHES,

    Yours sincerely,

    Paul W. Dixon, Ph.D.
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    SUPERNOVA FROM EXPERIMENTATION AT FERMILAB

    All thanks to eveyone for your most prompt actions in this tragic conern.

    As shown in the accelerator update at Fermilab, the luminoisty value obtained was 54.33E30 at some 979.66 GeV. Thus ongoing research at Fermilab has most fortunately stabilized at these very great energies yet they pose a very great threat as they now exist since the underlying paratmeters yielding a transition toward de Sitter space are unknown at this time.

    All the children will thank you for your very prompt actions on their behalf and may the good God have mercy on our souls.

    All Best Wishes,

    Yours sincerely,

    Paul W. Dixon, Ph.D.
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    SUPERNOVA FROM EXPERIMENTATION AT FERMILAB

    All thanks to those who have participated in the regulation of these most reckless excursions to the brink of total dissolution in this tragic concern.

    The time has come to request an extension of the work of the Nuclear Regulatory Agency or the institution of a new agency with authority in the new realm of high-energy physics to ensure the continuance of the nations of the world and all their inhabitants. National and International Agencies are necessary since the regulatory function does not occur automatically but requires a new set of guidelines as well as a new attitude based on a saftey-first orientation rather than any other considerations. Immediate steps must be taken in this regard or all is lost.

    All the children will thank you for your prompt efforts on their behalf and may the good God have mercy on our souls.

    All Best Wishes,

    Yours sincerely,

    Paul W. Dixon, Ph.D.
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    SUPERNOVA FROM EXPERIMENTATION AT FERMILAB

    All thanks to everyone for your strong actions in this most tragic concern.

    So far, the current value for luminosity is 52.0E30 at near to 2 TeV. Our consciousnes of these dangers inherent in highest-energy physics experimentation is awakening. Soon we must take action and remove this threat from our midst at the earliest opportunity.

    Please contact the media and all the children will thank you for your kind actions on their behalf and may the good God have mercy on our souls!

    All Best Wishes,

    Yours sincerely,

    Paul W. Dixon, Ph.D.
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    SUPERNOVA FROM EXPERIMENTATION AT FERMILAB

    Many, many thanks to all for your continued efforts in this most tragic concern.

    As the energies in the ring are advancing once again to luminosity 57.2E30 at near to to 2 TeV, the recently published article, Supernovae from Experimentation?, (Bionature, 23(2), 2003: 75-81) has been posted at

    http://www.uhh.hawaii.edu/~dixon/supernovae1.pdf

    Most generally, it may be understood that even though you do not believe in the forces of nature or simply do not understand them they continue to operate regardless of your lack of belief or understanding in their existence. Let us not then make the error of ignoring the conclusions from the most respected of theories in the realm of modern science which is relativistic cosmology.

    Every child will thank you for your kind actions on their behalf and may the good God have mercy on our souls.

    All Best Wishes!

    Yours sincerely,

    Paul W. Dixon, Ph.D.
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    Last edited by Paul W. Dixon; 05-05-04 at 02:03 AM.

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    NOOOOOooooooo you ruined it! I was hoping to see ten of his in a row

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    lol, I was wondering how far he could go with no responses too!

    damn you invert_nexus! *shakes fist*

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    don't bother, paul is a bot.

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    SUPERNOVA FROM EXPERIMENTATION AT FERMILAB

    All thanks to everyone for your great efforts in this most tragic concern.

    As shown in the Accelerator Update at Fermilab, the current highest value for luminosity is 59.5E30 at near to 2 TeV. With these values that are within some trillionths of a second after the "Big Bang" at the point origin of the Universe,
    those predictions shown in the now published, Supernovae from Experimentation? would obtain.

    http://www.hawaii.edu/~dixon/supernovae1.pdf

    All the childeren will thank you for your prompt actions on therir behalf and may the good God have mercy on our souls.

    Wishing everyone a Happy Mothers Day!!!

    Yours sincerely,

    Paul W. Dixon, Ph.D.
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    Last edited by Paul W. Dixon; 05-12-04 at 08:38 PM.

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    SUPERNOVA FROM EXPERIMENTATION AT FERMILAB

    All thanks to everyone for your gallant efforts in this tragic concern.

    From the central viewpoint of modern physics, it must be understood that it well behooves those exploring the highest energy parameters at Fermilab and elsewhere to understand that they have entered into the realm of relativistic cosmology. Since relativistic cosmology is the best established and most authoritative theory in science, those conclusions which have been amply documented, that these researches will be generative of a Type Ia Supernova, should not simply be ignored but must be PUBLICLY refuted before this research may be continued. To do otherwise, is to court instant and total destruction.

    All the children will thank your for your prompt actions on their behalf and may the good God have mercy on our souls.

    EVERY BEST WISH!!!

    Yours sincerely,

    Paul W. Dixon, Ph.D.
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    SUPERNOVA FROM EXPERIMENTATION AT FERMILAB

    Many thanks to all for your continued efforts in this most tragic concern.

    Towards the end of the current decade, the construction of the Large Hadron Collider will be completed in Geneva, Switzerland. There is now an advanced superconducting magnet in transhipment from Fermilab to CERN. It left Fermilab to Portsmouth, Virginia where it will have a sea journery to Antwerp, Netherlands where it is set to arrive June 3, 2004. This is the first shipment of the 43 foot (13 meters) bright-orange, 16 ton, steel cylindrical magnets valued at 1 million dollars. The purpose of this shipment is assure that there is no loss of quality during the extensive shipment process. This is one of the focusing magnets for the LHC in Geneva. The LHC will then be the new highest-energy physics collider with proton and antiproton collisional energetics.

    All the children will thank you for your kind media based actions on their behalf and may the good God have mercy on our souls!

    All Best Wishes,

    Yours sincerely,

    Paul W. Dixon, Ph.D.
    Supernova from Experimentation
    Last edited by Paul W. Dixon; 05-18-04 at 08:25 PM.

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    SUPERNOVA FROM EXPERIMENTATION AT FERMILAB

    Thanks to one and all for your prompt actions in this tragic concern.

    Please note that the luminosity value at Fermilab has again gone up to
    62.76E30 at almost 2TeV energetics. Some immediate media based action
    must be taken or we shall all perish in a Type Ia Supernova.

    All the children will thank you for your kind actions on their behalf and may the good God have mercy on our souls.

    All Best Wishes,

    Yours sincerely,

    Paul W. Dixon, Ph.D.
    Supernova from Experimentation

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    SUPERNOVA FROM EXPERIMENTATION AT FERMILB

    Many, many thanks to all and everyone for your continued efforts in this most tragic concern.

    The Tevatron is now being, "FIRED UP," to its highest historical level at
    the luminosity of 66.44E30 at nearly 2 TeV. We must then face the possiblity that we are arriving at the threshold of forming a transition towards de Sitter Space thus releasing the force of Type Ia Supernova and ending all life on earth. Where the energies are already those seen at some trillionths of a second after the Big Bang at the point origin of the Universe, these energies are then increased by six orders of magnitude at the CDF within the ring at Fermilab. In terms of relativistic cosmology, the formation of a transition towards de Sitter space by breaching the large potential barrier towards de Sitter space is only a function of this increase in energy in the CDF at Fermilab.

    We are thus plunging recklessly and irresponsibly to our doom!

    All the children will thank you for your prompt efforts on their behalf and may
    the good God have mercy on our souls.

    Best regards and all good wishes,

    Yours sincerely,

    Paul W. Dixon, Ph.D.
    Supernova from Experimentation
    Last edited by Paul W. Dixon; 05-25-04 at 01:13 AM.

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    SUPERNOVA FROM EXPERIMENTATION AT FERMILAB

    All thanks to everyone for your prompt support in this tragic concern.

    A new luminosity record has been established at Fermilab with 73.3E30 at near to 2 TeV. This means that the greatest energies yet seen on earth have just been produced in the CDF at Fermilab. Since with each increase in energy there is an increased probability of breaching the potential barrier towards de Sitter space and releasing the force of a Type Ia Supernova as this is understood under the the theoy of relativisitic cosmology (Please note: the preceeding pages for journal references), we are now ever more at risk of creating the final experiment terminating all life upon our planet.

    All the children will thank you for your prompt actions on their behalf and may the good God have mercy on our souls.

    Every Best Wish,

    Yours sincerely,

    Paul W. Dixon, Ph.D.
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    More importantly, Fermi lab know has the largest camera on the planet. Head the words of the Amish. The camera will steal your soul.

    All the children will than k you for stopping the use of this camera.

    Every best Wish,

    Yours sincerely,

    With love,

    Always your,

    Signed,

    Your truely,

    Paul W. Dixon, Whackjob

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    Well, there were 6 in a row. Still haven't reached 10 yet. Maybe next time.

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