we're having a tropical storm! ahhhh! we're all going to DIE!
(no not really. but that would suck very badly if we did.)
Propelling The Farce !!!!
Go North, Young Lass!!
Here in the paradise of Western New York, all we have to worry about in the way of climatological conundrums are blizzards...
If you are fit of limb and don't mind shovelling up to several feet of "Lake-effect" white stuff (Or blowing it away with handy self-propelled mechanical devices like us lazy bastids!) you'd do fine!
Not hardly life threat'nin' a'tall, plus ye kin eat it ta stay hydrated, least if it ain't yellow!
Batten down the hatches and hang in there!