What is the difference between a duck

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by revbill2001, Jun 14, 2003.

  1. revbill2001 Registered Senior Member

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    What is your favorite nonsense phrase? I'm sort of drawn to ,"Late last night as I climbed the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today, I wonder why he's gone away?"

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  3. lixluke Refined Reinvention Valued Senior Member

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    One leg is the same.
     
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  5. Vortexx Skull & Bones Spokesman Registered Senior Member

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    I tell you why: wouldn't you leave from the stairs if you keep running into nonsense phrasing people ?

    BTW, about the difference between a duck: the more feathers, the more swimmy.
     
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  7. 1100f Banned Registered Senior Member

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    its two legs has the same length, especially the left one
     
  8. fadingCaptain are you a robot? Valued Senior Member

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    How about this one?

    Jesus loves me yes I know, for the bible tells me so.
     
  9. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    You can't always get what you want but sometimes you get what you need.
     
  10. James R Just this guy, you know? Staff Member

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    The traditional difference between a duck is that one of its legs is both the same.
     
  11. 1100f Banned Registered Senior Member

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    Of course you are right.

    The one that I gave was the difference between a crow.
     
  12. Citizen Flumpkin Registered Senior Member

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    On a dark...but sunshiney night......two dead boys got up to fight....back to back they faced one another......drew their swords and shot eachother....a deaf policeman heard the noise.....came and killed those two dead boys.....If you don't believe a word that I've said......ask the blindman.........................he saw it all.
     
  13. Citizen Flumpkin Registered Senior Member

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    Another fav of mine...

    Siss on you pister! You aint so muckin fuch! Why dontcha go into yer jackyard and back off!
     
  14. AndersHermansson Registered Senior Member

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    No wonder I don't recognize this place when I don't know where I am.

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  15. Citizen Flumpkin Registered Senior Member

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    That reminded me of this one......

    If it's there when we get there.....we'll know we're there.
     
  16. Quigly ......................... ..... Registered Senior Member

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    whats the difference between a duck?

    2 ft.
     
  17. TheNatMan Chlamydia-free since 1934 Registered Senior Member

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    When you think you've done things well,
    ask the Bible, you're in hell.
    When you think you've done things right,
    ask the Bible, but shun the light.
    But when a job is done well poorly,
    when the tick tock clock is surly,
    when all the things are said and done,
    and youve gone off and had your fun,
    ask the Bible, you will know,
    that you will suffer down below.
     
  18. Ste_harris Net Ninja Registered Senior Member

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    What is mind?
    Never matter
    What is matter?
    Never mind

    or

    Opinions are like assholes,
    everyone has one
    and they all stink!

    or

    An honest laywer!
     
  19. ele Registered Senior Member

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    Give selflessly. There is always someone willing to take.

    Have fun and be good.

    Dont worry about other folk. Just make sure you do the right thing.

    Dont let them get you down. That is their pleasure.

    When you dont know why you are feeling beware the situation because someone is manipulating you.

    Love everyone, they all deserve it even if they dont know and even if they dont know how.
     
  20. ele Registered Senior Member

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    and, above all:

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    MAINTAIN YOUR INNOCENCE AT ALL COSTS
    THE WORLD NEEDS SOFT LOVING PEOPLE

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