Just to prove I DO have a sense of humor

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  1. Oxygen One Hissy Kitty Registered Senior Member

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    Midget Nuns


    The seven dwarves, of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves fame, walk into a Catholic Church for Mass. The seven dwarves then take a seat and listen as the priest begins mass. A little while into the service, Dopey stands up and raises his hand, and the priest asks: "Yes, Dopey, do you have a question?"

    Dopey: "I was just wondering, are there any midget nuns in this parish?"

    Priest: "No, Dopey, there is not."

    So Dopey sits down, and the priest continues with the service. A little while later Dopey stands up again, the priest is slightly agitated this time, but asks Dopey what he wants this time.

    Dopey: "Well, I was wondering if there were any midget nuns in this country?"

    Priest: "No, Dopey there isn't, now would you please sit down?"

    So Dopey sits. Finally, towards the end of the service Dopey stands up again:

    Priest: "What is it now Dopey?!!!"

    Dopey: "Well, I was wondering if there are any midget nuns in the whole world?"

    Priest: "No!! There are no midget nuns anywhere!!"

    Suddenly, all of the other dwarves burst out laughing. The priest is so frustrated by this point he demands to know what is so funny. So Grumpy stands up and says: "Well, we weren't sure but apparently Dopey screwed a penguin."
     
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  5. Lori Registered Senior Member

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    That's funny. Oxy, I don't think you have anything to prove as far as your sense of humor goes. You crack me up, man!

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  7. MoonCat Registered Senior Member

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    LOL!

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    I like it!
     

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