Prayer for the Stressed

[truestory]

There were a couple of people who immediately came to mind when I read this...

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to KILL today because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as...
They may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work...
12% on Monday,
23% on Tuesday,
40% on Wednesday,
20% on Thursday,
and 5% on Fridays.
And help me to remember that...
When I'm having a really bad day,
and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown,
and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to
BITE ME!!

-- Mike Tyson
-- Bart Simpson
-- Frown Face

[Lori]

Oh my! Truestory, you shouldn't kill people! That's a sin! That's not nice! Neither is giving people the finger! Oh my, this is terrible! I'm going to pray really hard for you.

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God loves you and so do I!

[truestory]

Those were not my words, personally, Lori... Nor were they directed at you, personally... Or... Were they? Back-off!

[Oxygen]

I loved that one about the muscles! I'm going to use that part in a sign for my office!