Q: How many Atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Q: How many Atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. But they are still in darkness.

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I don't believe in lightbulbs.

 

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at least they don't worship the lightbulb as the 'bringer of light'

 

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lol@ everyone.

 

Does this mean that if I switch on the lightbulb, I'm god?

 

No it means you are God's God. God's the lightbulb isnt he?

Edit: And you turn God on!

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eek: *Blasphemous, blasphemous, blas...)

 

if you switch on the lightbulb you are not the ultimate god. Someone designed the lightbulb (a lightbulb producing god). Someone installed the fitting for the lightbulb (the installer god). Someone made the lightbulb (the maker god). Someone delivered to you the power to make light (the power god). many many gods.

 

So another dud light bulb out of the box huh!

Sounds like a case of incompetant design and manufacturing. Whoever Created such things needs to be fired immediately.

 

So much wattage for a mess of potage!

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lol

rofl, I can't believe this, you turn the simplest joke into a lengthy discussion on the origin and nature of God. Hmmm….I think some people here are starved for conversation.

Let me explain to you the nature of jokes. Jokes are NOT literal. Take for example:

Knock, Knock, "Whose there?"
"Interrupting cow"
"Interupti..."MOOO"..."

So lets analyse this joke. A normal cow cannot knock, or speak, or have the brain power to do so. Therefore evolution took place. The cow grew hands, a proper voice box, and a better brain. But why? Looking at the normal excuse for evolution as being for survival, what then would be this cows excuse (motivation) for evolving. It was to interrupt. So the cow, knowing nothing, somehow knew what interrupting was, evolved, learnt more, then society changed it into a bastard, and then it interrupted someone after knocking on the persons door.

But now the cow needs something more. Because if indeed it evolved, then it would no longer be a cow. But it said I'm a "Cow", so it's a liar. Because it should have said "I'm an evolved cow, who is no longer just your normal cow." So the cow has lied, so the cow has sinned. What then? The cow needs salvation. So what shall save the cow? The cow needs to evolve more, so it does, because now it needs to be able to read the bible. And it does read the bible. And now it has accepted Jesus as it's Lord and Savior. So now the cow is an evolved super Christian cow.

IS IT JUST ME OR SHOULD WE JUST NOT TAKE JOKES LITERALLY?

 

answers,

Or perhaps this is a religion forum where people come and expect to debate religious issues and where jokes are somewhat out of place.

But really look at the answers, I think most kept it light-hearted anyway.

 

LOL The worse is that it is true...

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I DENY the Cow!!!

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Can someone say, "Let there be light while hitting the switch?"

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!?!?!?!?!?

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LMAO

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So when one light bulb stops working you just change it like that? Why not open the curtains and let the sun in?

 

If it’s funny you should say that because light bulb was invented by an atheist.