From Two And A Half Men - Ed to his boyfriend "Don't be getting in my face when I'm holding a bag of dog poop." ========================== Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! ========================= From My Name is Earl - Earl "Smoking weed kills brain cells. Drinking only screws up your liver, and you've got two of those." - Joy "British people don't steal trucks, they drink tea and live in castles." - Randy "Guess what I learnt... They call it a six-pack because there are six beers in it. It has nothing to do with people's stomachs."
No one is remembered for what they say. No one is remembered for what they do. They are remembered for how they make people feel. One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it’s worth watching. (I have no idea who said those but they're great.)
Oh, you hate your work? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY and they meet at the bar. -Drew Carey
You will never do anything in this world without courage. It is the greatest quality of the mind next to honor. Aristotle
The greatest discovery of all time is that a person can change his future by merely changing his attitude. Oprah Winfrey
we are ALL sons of bitches now. -one of the creators of atomic weapons watching the trinity blast. i'm going snorkeling. -my girlfriend, last night, drunk on her ass. don't ask me, we live nowhere near any body of water.
Rarely is the question asked: "Is our children learning?" (President George W. Bush, 2005) The American high-school prom: that awkward moment when so many of us stand blinking in the headlights of our oncoming future. (Michael Caruso, Editor-in-Chief, "Smithsonian" magazine) Americans always do the right thing eventually, after they’ve exhausted all other alternatives. (Winston Churchill) Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened. (Theodore Geisel, a.k.a. Doctor Seuss) People who matter are most aware that everyone else does, too. (Malcolm Forbes)