why georgie wants to do saddam

[spookz]

Rumors circulating the net claim Bush engaged in homosexual activities in his college years. He's allegedly kept a man on the side his entire adult life. All this time it's been a mere Freudian slip, and not further evidence of his ignorance, when he refers to Iraq's leader as "Sodom."

Growing up in the south as he did, the Chief Asshole no doubt had homophobia and niggerphobia hammered into his thin skull at every turn. Showering after gym class with the recently integrated bucks must have made him feel repulsed yet strangely compelled. Repulsed by the great thick *meatiness* of all that jungle cock swaying in the damp heat, yet compelled by his horrifying desire to caress that black silkiness the way one might caress the neck of a favored horse. His anxious dreams must have been populated by crowds of naked black youth gamboling on the dusty Texas plains, their prehensile dicks grazing in the grass like the trunks of elephants sweeping for peanuts, their high, firm asses crooning, "Man-pussy. Get your man-pussy HERE."

"This is wrong, so damned wrong," the adolescent Bush groaned to himself as he searched his face in the bathroom mirror for some sign of heterosexuality, yet when he woke in themorning with spooge crusting in the tousles of his Adam's thicket, these are the dreams that caused the emission.

No, "Sodom" Hussein is not black, but neither is he white. He's somewhere in between-- a dusky shade of pale, or a junk-sick shade of black. Either way, it touches Duhbya on a visceral level he hasn't felt since those high-school shower days. Hussein's swarthy features coupled with his Hitler mustache make our little fascist's prostate tremble with longing. In Bush's fevered imagination, the seal of the office of president looks like Sodom's quivering ringmeat.
That's why he's always so tongue-tied during press conferences. He's not thinking of tax abatement, troop deployments, or the economy. He sees a thin, crooked, uncircumcised choad-- Hussein's choad--shimmering in his entire field of vision.


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[goofyfish]

It's not bad enough that the Free Thoughts forum is filled to
overflowing with crap, you feel the need to post it here as well?

[spookz]

ahh ok
leave it for a day and then delete it

lmao

[goofyfish]

nah. just going to move it.

[spookz]

i need serious therapy
this garbage cracks me up

[aseedrain]

No, no, don't move it. That was hilarious ! Hell, it could even be true!

[JelloPudding]

not that i am all about bush as our president, but i think this one of the most insulting things i've read in a long time. its sad that people have to make up rumors about the leaders representing them getting sodomised. that doesnt give the rest of the world a good outlook on you. this is is being done for the protection of the american intrest, sadaam is trying to develope nuclear weapons, and ya sure i know he isnt the only one but sadaam has gone against UN resolutions, and used all kinds of weapons of mass destruction ON HIS OWN PEOPLE so if he had the means im sure he would at least think of planting one in the usa, so we need to stop him before he gets those means. he has broken treatys and resolutions we set for him (we being the UN) over and over again and we just let him go, he has been walking all over us and it needs to stop. bush may not be the greatest person in the world(i would have voted for john mcain) but he wants to protect the american peoplke and our lives. and yes oil plays a part too but i wouldnt critisize that if u like having plastic products, cars to drive in, warm houses, and many other things petrolium give u(hairgell and deoderent) because without oil we dont have anything. and if you say its to keep us on top of the world, sure it is but thats a important issue, sure its greedy, but it gets you your lifestyle, do u think it would be as easy to have your nice warm house, your computer,tv's, cars, skateboards, ect, if we were somwhere in the middle, no way. some of the countries in europe the goverment takes 50+% of your money in income taxes do u wanna live in a place like that. your chance to make it big here is greater than anywhere else in the world. this country has a bad rep but if nu get down to it this is the place that makes dreams come true, sure its hard but its easier than anywhere else. and just cause u dont like the way the goverment is goin doesnt mean you cant have pride in your country, and want to keep it safe. sadaam needs to be stopped for the good of america. weather its george bushes way or not.the concern of this war is to stop sadaam for our good it isnt for bush there may be hidden agendas but sadaam does post a threat to us and we have to stop that threat.
we are so used to peace that we no longer see war is necisary to protect us every once and a while, we have attached a bad aura to the word war, but if it takes the death of 50, 100, 1000 men to save the lives of millions of people, then i think its well worth it, those 1000 peole were aware of the risks when they took the jobs they are ready to die to protect this country, so please understand, we are not fight ing for bush's sake we are fighting to protect america, and its people, its intrests, and its values.
i love peace too, but i also love my country, and i love being alive and if those two things are threatened then i feel we need to protect them to the fullest.

[postoak]

Well, first off, Bush, although raised in the South is no good ole boy redneck. His blood is about as blue as it gets (son of a president, grandson of a U.S. Senator). I doubt he has a bit of homophobia or, as you call it, "niggerphobia", in him.

I think he does have a bit of a temper and has a certain personal desire to get rid of Saddam because Saddam attempted to assasinate his father and has been a general thorn in the side of the U.S. for the last 12 years.

I've not read anything that makes me believe Iraq under Saddam is a serious threat to the U.S., but I suspect it is true. Just look at the long list of politicians (many who hate Bush) and other countries who were opposed to the U.S. attacking Saddam but who "came on board" after Bush consulted with them. He must be telling/showing them SOMETHING.

[CounslerCoffee]

Aseedrain, JelloPudding. Welcome to sciforums.

Goofyfish you were right about this being the daycare forum.

[wet1]

Please post something that readers would think about. I find little that is redeeming within this one...