I created everything

Discussion in 'Religion Archives' started by Adam, Oct 16, 2002.

  1. Adam §Þ@ç€ MØnk€¥ Registered Senior Member

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    I created the universe. I started the Big Bang, I set evolution in motion, I made you all in my half-wit brother Jed's image. Unlike some mythological creatures, I am actually here giving you my words first hand. You can see my words with your own eyes, and you can directly interact with me. Better than some of those imaginary gods, eh?

    And now, like all the good christians here, I must say: There is proof of all this.

    All you believers here? You're wrong. I am the one true God. Send me your money.

    Now, anyone have any questions worthy of my time and effort?
     
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  3. Squid Vicious Banned Banned

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    *raises hand*

    ummm... you didn't tell me where to send this money. can i please have your bank account number?
     
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  5. Stryder Keeper of "good" ideas. Valued Senior Member

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    "I'm Sparticus!"
     
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  7. VAKEMP Registered Senior Member

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    LOL Adam!

    You're setting yourself up for a beating by the hardcore theists! I wanna watch!

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  8. CounslerCoffee Registered Senior Member

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    Adam the christians are going to go nuts with the bible quotes.
     
  9. Munki Registered Senior Member

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    No No No No No..........

    I would like to point out that


    I am Sparticus.

    And Adam, please could you fix it for me to gain a recording contract or publishing deal, we will spread your good word as method of payment.

    Hmmmm, Is that God or Jim'll fix it??? I never can remember.

    Same Difference is it not?

    But while I'm on the subject...........
    If most religions teach good will to men, how come soooo many wars are through religion? I know this question has been asked many many times, and there's probably a thread that covers it.
    But curiosity leads me yet again.

    Like recently.......with terrorism and all.........From their argument........it's a religious war.........and yet.........surely our angle is the slaughter of innocents?? Genocide if you will.

    I can't understand it yet.
    And Adam......

    If you are god? Is it you leaving tarot cards in bushes?
    Just a thought spurred on by another thread.
     
  10. Jan Ardena OM!!! Valued Senior Member

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    Re: No No No No No..........

     
  11. Adam §Þ@ç€ MØnk€¥ Registered Senior Member

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    Squid Vicious
    No. The truly faithful should know where to send it.

    CounslerCoffe
    I never wrote that. Ignore it.

    Munki
    And the Almighty's answer is: No. Money first.

    I never said you have to be good, or not fight wars. Do whatever the hell you want, just keep the donations coming in.

    No, he' s an imposter. Don't worry, when he and Bush are both dead, they have to spend eternity together in a jelly bath.

    Jan Ardeena
    Like I told Squid Vicious, listen to your inner self and my bank account details should become obvious. Otherwise you'll burn.
     
  12. Stryder Keeper of "good" ideas. Valued Senior Member

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    Adam

    To tell you the truth, the "I'm Sparticus" comment I couldn't resist, but in certain respects Adam, Been there, done that, Warn the T-shirt until it went critical and started the chain reaction that was the Big Bang.

    The creation of the universe was pretty funny though, Afterall where would you dump depleted Antimatter??? Why the beginning of time...
     
  13. machaon Registered Senior Member

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    10 percent?

    Since I created the space in which the universe that you created exist, do I get 10 percent?
     
  14. Stryder Keeper of "good" ideas. Valued Senior Member

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    Well I created the lot that you put space in, if you don't like that Park your space elsewhere.
     
  15. Ekimklaw Believer in God Registered Senior Member

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    Ok...

    Well Adam, if you are God... a lot of people here don't believe in you. Not only that but they think you are responsible for all the bad things ever in the history of the universe.

    Which brings me to my question... given the unpopular nature of the position (i.e. God), why would you want it?

    -Mike
     
  16. Adam §Þ@ç€ MØnk€¥ Registered Senior Member

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    Stryderunknown
    I created antimatter because I wanted a nifty new paperweight to go with the pulsar on the other end of my desk. I invented time because before that the football matches were very boring.

    machaon
    No. You get to burn in hell for being a liar.

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    Ekimklaw
    Screw 'em. As long as they send the money in, they can believe whatever the hell they want. Those who don't send money will burn in hell.

    Hey, I have always been this way. It's not like I woke up one morning after being something else and decided to apply for a job. Besides, like I said, I don't give a rat's arse if religion (or me) is unpopular, as long as the money keeps rolling in.
     
  17. GB-GIL Trans-global Senator Evilcheese, D-Iraq Registered Senior Member

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    You heathen! I am God! Supreme Being r Me!

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  18. Adam §Þ@ç€ MØnk€¥ Registered Senior Member

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    GB-GIL Trans-global

    You're really Muscleman, aren't you?!

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  19. GB-GIL Trans-global Senator Evilcheese, D-Iraq Registered Senior Member

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    You heathen, thou hast insulted the Supreme Being!

    Muscleman is condemned to Burn in the Lake of Fire because he's a stupid mofo.
     
  20. Firefly Registered Senior Member

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    It's good that you've finally come out of the closet, Adam.

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  21. Adam §Þ@ç€ MØnk€¥ Registered Senior Member

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    You know I'm hiding in your closet, Firefly.

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