An Impatient Letter From God

Discussion in 'Religion Archives' started by EvilPoet, Oct 13, 2002.

  1. EvilPoet I am what I am Registered Senior Member

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    By Bo Lozoff

    Date: Eternity

    From: GOD

    To: My Children on Earth

    re: Idiotic religious rivalries

    My Dear Children (and believe me, that's all of you),

    I consider myself a pretty patient Guy. I mean, look at the Grand
    Canyon. It took millions of years to get it right. And how about
    evolution? Boy, nothing is slower than designing that whole
    Darwinian thing to take place, cell by cell and gene by gene. I've
    even been patient through your fashions, civilizations, wars and
    schemes, and the countless ways you take Me for granted until
    you get yourselves into big trouble again and again.

    But on this occasion of My Son's birthday, I want to let you know
    about some things that are starting to tick me off.

    First of all, your religious rivalries are driving Me up a wall.
    Enough already! Let's get one thing straight: These are your
    religions, not Mine. I'm the Whole Enchilada; I'm beyond them all.
    Every one of your religions claims there's only one of Me (which,
    by the way, is absolutely true). But in the very next breath, each
    religion claims it's My favorite one. And each claims its bible was
    written personally by me, and that all the other bibles are man-
    made. Oh, Me. How do I even begin to put a stop to such
    complicated nonsense?

    Okay, listen up now: I'm your Father and Mother, and I don't play
    favorites among My Children. Also, I hate to break it to you, but I
    don't write. My longhand is awful, and I've always been more of
    a "doer" anyway. So all your books, including the bibles, were
    written by men and women. They were inspired, remarkable
    people, but they also made mistakes here and there. I made sure
    of that, so that you would never trust a written word more than
    your own living Heart.

    You see, one Human Being to me -- even a Bum on the street -- is
    worth more than all the holy books in the world. That's just the
    kind of Guy I Am. My Spirit is not an historical thing, It's alive right
    here, right now, as fresh as your next breath.

    Holy books and religious rites are sacred and powerful, but not
    more so than the least of You. They were only meant to steer you
    in the right direction, not to keep you arguing with each other,
    and certainly not to keep you from trusting your own personal
    connection with Me.

    Which brings Me to My next point about your nonsense: You act
    like I need you and your religions to stick up for Me or "win souls"
    for My Sake. Please, don't do Me any favors. I can stand quite
    well on my own, thank you. I don't need you to defend Me, and I
    don't need constant credit. I just want you to be good to each
    other.

    And another thing: I don't get all worked up over money or
    politics, so stop dragging My name into your dramas. For
    example, I swear to Me that I never threatened Oral Roberts. I
    never rode in any of Rajneesh's Rolls Royces. I never told Pat
    Robertson to run for president, and I've never ever had a
    conversation with Jim Bakker, Jerry Falwell, or Jimmy Swaggart!
    Of course, come Judgement Day, I certainly intend to...

    The thing is, I want you to stop thinking of religion as some sort
    of loyalty pledge to Me. The true purpose of your religions is so
    that you can become more aware of Me, not the other way
    around. Believe Me, I know you already. I know what's in each of
    your hearts, and I love you with no strings attached. Lighten up
    and enjoy Me. That's what religion is best for.

    What you seem to forget is how mysterious I Am. You look at the
    petty little differences in your scriptures and say, "Well, if this is
    the Truth, then that can't be!" But instead of trying to figure out
    My Paradoxes and Unfathomable Nature -- which, by the way,
    you never will -- why not open your hearts to the simple common
    threads in every religion?

    You know what I'm talking about: Love and respect everyone. Be
    kind. Even when life is scary or confusing, take courage and be of
    good cheer, for I Am always with you. Learn how to be quiet, so
    you can hear My Still, Small Voice (I don't like to shout). Leave the
    world a better place by living your life with dignity and
    gracefulness, for you are My Own Child. Hold back nothing from
    life, for the parts of you that can die will surely die, and the parts
    that can't, won't. So don't worry, be happy (I stole that last line
    from Bobby McFerrin, but he stole it from Meher Baba in the first
    place.)

    Simple stuff. Why do you keep making it so complicated? It's like
    you're always looking for an excuse to be upset. And I'm very
    tired of being your main excuse. Do you think I care whether you
    call me Yahweh, Jehovah, Allah, Wakantonka, Brahma, Father,
    Mother, or even The Void or Nirvana? Do you think I care which of
    My Special Children you feel closest to -- Jesus, Mary, Buddha,
    Krishna, Mohammed or any of the others? You can call Me and My
    Special Ones any name you choose, if only you would go about
    My business of loving one another as I love you. How can you
    keep neglecting something so simple?

    I'm not telling you to abandon your religions. Enjoy your religions,
    honor them, learn from them, just as you should enjoy, honor,
    and learn from your parents. But do you walk around telling
    everyone that your parents are better than theirs? Your religion,
    like your parents, may always have the most special place in your
    heart; I don't mind that at all. And I don't want you to combine all
    the Great Traditions into One Big Mess. Each religion is unique for
    a reason. Each has a unique style so that people can find the
    best path for themselves.

    But My Special Children -- the ones your religions revolve around
    - all live in the same place (My Heart) and they get along
    perfectly, I assure you. The clergy must stop creating a myth of
    sibling rivalry where there is none.

    My Blessed Children of Earth, the world has grown too small for
    your pervasive religious bigotry and confusion. The whole planet
    is connected by air travel, satellite dishes, telephones, fax
    machines, rock concerts, diseases, and mutual needs and
    concerns. Get with the program! If you really want to help Me
    celebrate the birthday of My Son Jesus, then commit yourselves
    to figuring out how to feed your hungry, clothe your naked,
    protect your abused, and shelter your poor. And just as
    importantly, make your own everyday life a shining example of
    kindness and good humor. I've given you all the resources you
    need, if only you abandon your fear of each other and begin
    living, loving, and laughing together.

    Finally, My Children everywhere, remember whose birth is
    honored on December 25th, and the fearlessness with which He
    chose to live and die. As I love Him, so do I love each one of you.
    I'm not really ticked off, I just wanted to grab your attention
    because I hate to see you suffer. But I gave you Free Will, so
    what can I do now other than to try to influence you through
    reason, persuasion, and a little old-fashioned guilt and
    manipulation? After all, I Am the original Jewish Mother. I just
    want you to be happy, and I'll sit in The Dark. I really Am, indeed,
    I swear, with you always. Always. Trust In Me.

    Your One and Only,

    GOD
     
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  3. muscleman Banned Banned

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    Thats an interesting poet, I wonder where u get this from. Is there a webpage for it?



    You forgot to write down another name for God which I just heard here recently, kids with good imagination, they call Him "Bob-the inter-dimensional scientist" and "the giant purple squid monkey". LOL, kids r so creative arent they?

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  5. EvilPoet I am what I am Registered Senior Member

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    I hyperlinked the authur's name. If you click on
    the name it should take you to the website that
    it comes from.
    I didn't write it Bo Lozoff did.

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  7. CounslerCoffee Registered Senior Member

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    That letter makes so much more sense! It all makes perfect sense now! The bible, that jesus guy, I get it, i really think I understand.
     

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