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[Aqueous Id]

I don't trust anyone who would call themselves Mazulu. Sounds African to me. I hate anyone who doesn't have a real American sounding user ID.

Oy, Stein! Touché.

(Unless it's Oyst Ein. Hmmm.)

(Oh gawd surely you're not Oystei Nhhh from the planet Bizarro. That might really bring out the bigot in me!)

[Oystein]

Oy, Stein! Touché.

(Unless it's Oyst Ein. Hmmm.)

(Oh gawd surely you're not Oystei Nhhh from the planet Bizarro. That might really bring out the bigot in me!)

I'll never tell.

But I will admit to this, I have this prejudice against watery sounding user IDs too. Just sayin'.

[Aqueous Id]

go liberals!

Seconded!

go liberals!

[Aqueous Id]

I'll never tell.

But I will admit to this, I have this prejudice against watery sounding user IDs too. Just sayin'.

Uhhh (thinks quickly) my mother was half Mesopotamian?

Uhhh.... my Dad was in D' Nile?

OK wait now I remember *whew* my family goes back to the victory over tyranny at Waterloo.

Which is why I hate the Tories.

And right wingers are dead to me. Begone Satan! (Them I mean, not you, you're getting re-relected.)

I know this because I hired Acorn to take care of it. They dress as nuts by the way.

[Mazulu]

I don't trust anyone who would call themselves Mazulu. Sounds African to me. I hate anyone who doesn't have a real American sounding user ID.

So you hate Africans? That sounds racist to me. Racist! Racist! Racist!

[Oystein]

So you hate Africans? That sounds racist to me. Racist! Racist! Racist!

Not only are you a racist but you can't detect sarcasm either. I hope you are just ignorant and not stupid. Ignorance is curable. Stupid is forever.

[Mazulu]

Well, he is American-born. What I don't understand is how you've decided that he isn't based on the sound of his name.

Here, let me spell it out for you. The president's name is Barack Hussein Obama. I can think of some other Husseins: Saddam Hussein, Uday Hussein, Qussay Hussein.

And why would Nelson Mandela--a name belonging to a man who actually was born in Africa--make you any less suspicious?

Nelson Mandela helped destroy apartheid and bring democracy to South Africa. Someone who loved democracy would recognize one of it's heroes. I guess you don't give a damn about democracy or freedom. Are you a communist?

[Mazulu]

Not only are you a racist but you can't detect sarcasm either. I hope you are just ignorant and not stupid. Ignorance is curable. Stupid is forever.

Well then you must be stupid or ignorant not to recognize my sarcasm. Stupid!Stupid!Stupid!

[Mazulu]

We are getting out of Afghanistan, it takes time. I'm sure we can cut some from the military budget, but I think we need to increase spending on infrastructure. This not only secures our future, but it creates jobs and stimulates the economy.

Great! That's all we need. More road work. More delays. More workers standing around holding signs that say STOP/SLOW. More waiting. My streets are fine. They don't need any paving.

But we could use a drone factory.

[Oystein]

Stupid!Stupid!Stupid!

Come on, tell the truth now. You're 12 years old and using your mommie's computer.

[Mazulu]

Come on, tell the truth now. You're 12 years old and using your mommie's computer.

When I was 12, nobody had computers. We had Ronald Reagan, we had star wars, we had Gorbachev. When I was 12 years old, the USSR still existed. We had nukes aimed at them. They had nukes aimed at us. Oh the memories.

[Balerion]

Here, let me spell it out for you. The president's name is Barack Hussein Obama. I can think of some other Husseins: Saddam Hussein, Uday Hussein, Qussay Hussein.

So what's your point? Are you saying you believe he's related to Saddam Hussein because of his middle name?

Nelson Mandela helped destroy apartheid and bring democracy to South Africa. Someone who loved democracy would recognize one of it's heroes. I guess you don't give a damn about democracy or freedom. Are you a communist?

So if he was named Nelson Mandela, in your mind, he must therefore share Nelson Mandela's character and politics? If you met a New Yorker named Mel Gibson, would you automatically assume he was also an antisemite? I don't see how his name matters.

[Mazulu]

So what's your point? Are you saying you believe he's related to Saddam Hussein because of his middle name?

Nelson Mandela helped destroy apartheid and bring democracy to South Africa. Someone who loved democracy would recognize one of it's heroes. I guess you don't give a damn about democracy or freedom. Are you a communist?

So if he was named Nelson Mandela, in your mind, he must therefore share Nelson Mandela's character and politics? If you met a New Yorker named Mel Gibson, would you automatically assume he was also an antisemite? I don't see how his name matters.

So you don't deny being a communist? Are you an enemy of freedom? Of democracy?

[Balerion]

So you don't deny being a communist? Are you an enemy of freedom? Of democracy?

Ah, subterfuge.

No, I'm not a communist or an enemy of freedom or democracy. Nothing I said would have given you that idea. Now answer the questions posed to you, racist.

[Oystein]

So you don't deny being a communist? Are you an enemy of freedom? Of democracy?

Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce to you Joe McCarthy's mini-me.

[ElectricFetus]

Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce to you Joe McCarthy's mini-me.

I thought that was Bachmann? Oooh that is McCarthy with a vagina, how ironic.

[Oystein]

I thought that was Bachmann? Oooh that is McCarthy with a vagina, how ironic.

Joe McCarthy has a lot of illegitimate children and evil clones over in the Repub party.

[Mazulu]

Ah, subterfuge. No, I'm not a communist or an enemy of freedom or democracy. Nothing I said would have given you that idea. Now answer the questions posed to you, racist.

Which question?

If you met a New Yorker named Mel Gibson, would you automatically assume he was also an antisemite?

I like Mel Gibson. He was drunk when he made the remark.

So what's your point? Are you saying you believe he's related to Saddam Hussein because of his middle name?

I admit it. I don't trust a Muslim to lead our nation. I don't trust Muslims with something as precious as freedom. Can you name one Muslim that has championed the cause of freedom? One Muslim who has laid down their life for the cause of freedom?

[Balerion]

Which question?

Um, the ones you list below?

I like Mel Gibson. He was drunk when he made the remark.

Not surprised you like Mel Gibson. I wouldn't be surprised if you totally agreed with him. And alcohol only frees you of your inhibitions; it doesn't turn you into a racist. If you get drunk and start blaming Jews for everything, it just means you're drunk enough to say out loud what you usually reserve for your propaganda films.

I admit it. I don't trust a Muslim to lead our nation. I don't trust Muslims with something as precious as freedom. Can you name one Muslim that has championed the cause of freedom? One Muslim who has laid down their life for the cause of freedom?

That's not what I asked you. I asked you if you believe Barack Obama is related to Saddam Hussein. Does this mean you do, and you also believe he's a Muslim?

As for your ridiculous gambit, I can name more than one: Every Muslim who fought for the right to build that community center in New York City last year.

[Oystein]

I like Mel Gibson. He was drunk when he made the remark.

I used to like Mel Gibson. I don't anymore. You may believe that being drunk excuses people from atrocities. I don't. It doesn't matter whether they are verbal abuse or physical actions. In fact, I respect you even less now for saying one more stupid thing. I think my level of respect is pretty much near zero. You know, you can probably set a world record for saying the most stupid things in one day. Go for it.