Hi Friends

[TAMallick]

I am a Bangladeshi trained medical doctor. Recently I became successful at finding a residency position in America. I want to gather and share knowledge here.

[Sock puppet path]

That sounds good, I have a brain tumor and was wondering if we could do a video conference call so you could guide me through the tricky removal process.

welcome to sciforums

[Fraggle Rocker]

What languages do you speak?

[NMSquirrel]

where in America?

and sock, for a small fee i can assist, i have my own tools..

[Mr. Hamtastic]

Doc, I have this problem... I have this tumor that has grown in the shape of a human body. Could you remove it for me? I have always wanted to be incorporeal.

[R1D2]

Hey TAMallic. I am happy you found a job here. I am being serious I have no congestion but lately I have felt something an tried to coughed an managed to bring up "stuff" should I see a doc. Upper respitory infection maybe, or allergies curious

[Sock puppet path]

where in America?

and sock, for a small fee i can assist, i have my own tools..

No thanks, I saw what you can do with a table saw, not very professional

[NMSquirrel]

No thanks, I saw what you can do with a table saw, not very professional

field surgery with a table saw..told you i had my own tools..

[Stoniphi]

Welcome to the SciForums TAMallick and Elzbieta. I hope that you enjoy your time here with us.

Many of us are not very serious and like to laugh a lot and some of us are very serious and do not like to laugh at all. This can make things crazy but fun.

[chimpkin]

where in America?

and sock, for a small fee i can assist, i have my own tools..

Hey, the wife has some woodcarving tools, I have a rotozip...I'd have to go buy a ceramic-cutting head to open the skull neatly, but the rest I have.
I imagine I could pick the tumor out with a sterilized exacto knife...and rig up one of the vacuums for suctioning with some airline tubing and duct tape.

I could use the canning supplies here to autoclave everything...

...Wow, we really do have a ton of crap in this trailer, yanno???

[R1D2]

I have a sawzall. Can I help?

[NMSquirrel]

Hey, the wife has some woodcarving tools, I have a rotozip...I'd have to go buy a ceramic-cutting head to open the skull neatly, but the rest I have.
I imagine I could pick the tumor out with a sterilized exacto knife...and rig up one of the vacuums for suctioning with some airline tubing and duct tape.

I could use the canning supplies here to autoclave everything...

...Wow, we really do have a ton of crap in this trailer, yanno???

i think my 4" grinder with the diamond blade would work well with the scull..my needle nose and razor knife would get the tumor..i also got a small shopvac for suction..
the tablesaw i have works better with thumbs..
a sawsall would be a little rough, but with a short metal blade i could get it to work..(long ones wobble too much..)

[diverightindia]

hi im new 2

[NMSquirrel]

hi im new 2

welcome to the nuthouse..

[Stoniphi]

Yeah, welcome. You have already outlasted Elzbieta, so congratulations.

[R1D2]

Hello.