Great website also signature questions - Jason

**Fira** · 03-15-12, 06:35 AM

#1: How many posts must one have before a siganture is possible [if possible]?

#2: How long must someone be joined on this message board [say a week for example] before he or she or they can have a signature?

Thank you.

**Tiassa** · 03-15-12, 03:58 PM

Welcome to our humble bedlam.

Presently, we do not have signature permissions enabled for anyone.

**Captain Kremmen** · 03-20-12, 05:46 AM

What's a signature permission?
And can I have one please?

**RichW9090** · 03-20-12, 09:41 PM

I need to know how to cancel my membership in this "Forum".

**RichW9090** · 03-21-12, 11:31 PM

Why would you set it up so that it is impossible to resign from this frickin' Forum? If that's what it takes to get off the damn membership, I'll be happy to oblige. Otherwise, please explain how to cancel my membership.

You've now had fair warning.

**Captain Kremmen** · 03-22-12, 06:42 AM

Your attempt to leave shows that you are
too valuable a member to allow to leave.

You are a member.
You will stay a member.
Forever.

**Captain Kremmen** · 03-22-12, 06:52 AM

To leave you need to phone up the
Sciforums phone menu system:

If you wish to leave.
Sciforums, press 1,
If not press.
2

(presses) 1.

Why do you want to leave.
Sciforums?
If it is because it is full of.
Idiots. Press 1
If it is because you are an.
Idiot, Press 2
If it is because there aren't enough.
Idiots, Press 3

(presses) 1.

What was that?
Did you press.
Three?

(presses) 1.

Sorry, I didn't catch that.
Did you press.
Three?

(presses) 1.

Sorry. you seem to be pressing the wrong buttons.
Returning you to the initial menu....................