Spanish Woman Claims She Now Owns Sun

What about sunburns and skin cancer, do we sue her for damages? Not to mention all the property damage caused by UV radiation.

 

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/sigh

how do i pay?
does she have a paypal acct?

 

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Ha! She didn't think about one crucial aspect of the sun's activity--photosynthesis and the oxygen she is breathing.

Luckily, I happened to be down at the P.O. recently (it's open on Saturdays), so I registered it in my name.

Please send all breathing fees to my paypal account which I am setting up hastily. Thank you, and happy exhaling!

 

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did ya all heard? universe is registered under my name.
She will have to pay tax for having a star in mah universe.

 

But I'm god. I created this bitch. Ya'll can't take my toys and slap a "mine!" sticker on the side and rubber-stamp it your own.

COMPENSATION PLOX

 

I think I want to own the Andromeda Galaxy. I think I'll register that galaxy.

 

Lots of totally ridiculous news lately. I think it's time to turn off the media-pipeline and crawl back under my rock for a while.

 

You better make sure no one else registered the rock first..

 

Well.....actually, what would be scary is if someone registers darkness

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maybe I'll do that tomorrow..........but I'll be nice to you guys. Every month, you get 2300 free minutes of darkness (plus unlimited weekends). - but if you use more darkness than that, you pay extra on top of the monthly fee.

 

hah! She's weird..

 

Huh. Not much use without my registered rights to the carbon cycle.

Make the checks out to "carrier".

 

Meh, I already registered the universe and made it freely available to all, so stop claiming our stuff.

 

I'll be filing an injunction with God in the morning, charging you with obstruction of free enterprise.

To the lawyers, Batman!

 

No, there is no god, i still win.

 

Should we rename the solar system?

 

a perfect example of how ridiculous as well as completely, absurdly unfair and insane capitalism is.

the opportunistic woman decides to own the sun, so now she's going to charge everyone for benefiting from it and get rich. has someone registered air yet?

that's totally classic! lmao

 

I registered the capacity for sight if that helps any. Because you read this, you now owe me 19 cents.

 

The Sun's a giant H-Bomb, ain't it ?

Throw her ass into Gitmo for possession of a Weapon of Mass Destruction !

 

That could be a problem. Seeing as how I've registered the majority of the Milky-Way, when our two galaxies collide, how will we divide the newly formed real-estate?

 

Does this mean I get to sue her for pain and suffering when I get a sunburn?