Phosphorescent Vulture Caught On Security Camera At Scottish Hotel?‏

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  1. common_sense_seeker Bicho Voador & Bicho Sugador Valued Senior Member

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    Spooky Night-Time Video Footage. You can see the head and neck come up occassionally like a bird and the right wing flaps into silhouette view. Ghosts don't exist, but crypto night-flying birds do. Spooky stuff indeed.
     
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  3. phlogistician Banned Banned

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    Bullshit. Seek psychological help.
     
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  5. common_sense_seeker Bicho Voador & Bicho Sugador Valued Senior Member

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    You're right! It can ONLY BE two mating phospho-birds with another male hovering above, who is also phosphorescing. The UFO phenomena has been explained once and for all! This footage is the very first which can be verified to show two mating crypto-ufo's! Whooh whooh.
     
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  7. phlogistician Banned Banned

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    OK, you aren't even funny any more. Give up.
     
  8. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    UFO's are phosphorescent vultures mating?
     
  9. phlogistician Banned Banned

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    Just add a mental problem, and why yes, they are.
     
  10. common_sense_seeker Bicho Voador & Bicho Sugador Valued Senior Member

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    In this video they are I reckon. Can't you see the wing flapping? :shrug:
     
  11. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    Is that pale blob at the top the vulture's head?
    Looks to me like light through a drop of rain.

    What about the rainy stuff that is falling past the lens?
    It can't be rain, because it wasn't raining.
    What do you think it is?

    Wait......................Breaking news!

    Vultures are everywhere now it seems. Especially in the Kingdom of Scotland.
    They have now been seen in a caravan park in Auchtermuchty.
    I can count nine vultures in this still taken from CTV footage (whitish polygons)
    Recorded on a night when local people say it definitely wasn't raining.

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    Vultures on CTV camera. Another Sighting


    Does that series of three blobs to the bottom right remind you of anything?
    I think it's a phosphorescent Cryptosheep.
     
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  12. common_sense_seeker Bicho Voador & Bicho Sugador Valued Senior Member

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    Look at the left side of the blob at t=52 secs. http://news.stv.tv/scotland/west-central/179806-new-lanark-ghost-captured-on-cctv/. Video reveals twists and turns of genital warfare in ducks:

     
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  13. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    Corkscrew shaped penises and spiral vaginas :bugeye:
    All I can see is an Austin Allegro.
     
  14. common_sense_seeker Bicho Voador & Bicho Sugador Valued Senior Member

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    Seriously this time, looking at the bottom right hand corner of the security camera video, imagine that we are looking at a bird from the back of it's head and above. At T=52 secs, the head bobs up and down in an aggressive fashion and the 'left wing' is clearly seen to flap. If you read the eyewitness reports, they all insist it wasn't raining! Be open-minded just this one last time. Have another look.
     
  15. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    Yes, it does look like flapping.

    Re the rain. If it wasn't raining, how come you can see it raining?
    I think that's a bigger mystery than the vultures.

    Also, at times the whole room is shaking.
    Doubters say that it is the camera shaking due to gusts of wind.
    What do you say?
     
  16. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    Wow..CSS...you really are delusional. The object in the video isn't shaped anything like a bird. Off your medication again?
     
  17. Stryder Keeper of "good" ideas. Valued Senior Member

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    Thats exactly the point, you're basically stating "My brain see's this, imagine if yours could to" and then other people *might* say they see what you see.
    It's much like "Cloud gazing" where you make shapes with your mind, it doesn't mean the clouds that shape, but your mind attempting to make some logic out of it.

    As everybodies stated, it's a raindrop. It's raining on the video, the wind is blowing and the drop being that close to the camera is going to be out of focus and reflecting the nearby light.
     
  18. common_sense_seeker Bicho Voador & Bicho Sugador Valued Senior Member

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    Hallelujah! I'm glad you can see the possibility at least Captain. Here's a posted comment about the possibility of it raining that night:
    . My theory is that the crypto-birds use phosphorus (which they obtain from animal urine, hence the rectal bore holes in cattle mutilations) to create the illumination effect. When phosphorus reacts with air, it reacts to create bioluminescense. I think that there is another crypto-bird hovering overhead just out of shot, and it is also ejecting phosphorus into the air through it's feather quills. (There's even evidence that archaeopteryx had significant levels of phosphorus in its feather shafts X-ray fluorescence reveals startling details, remains of some soft tissues in 150-million-year-old specimen). Too much for you to handle Captain?
     
  19. Stryder Keeper of "good" ideas. Valued Senior Member

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    Why don't you jus state in your posts/threads that your purpose for posting is just to bait people. I mean it's ludicrous to suggest that you believe absolutely every flight of fantasy that someone wants people to buy into, it's too naive to be real.

    I'm sure we don't mind the content being posted but don't try to play the naive "I'll believe anything" pitch, it won't wash.
     
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