Pastafarian miracles

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  1. TFL ʞǝǝƃ ɐ ʇsnɾ Registered Senior Member

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    See, they all look precisely like His Noodlyness, The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

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    This proves that he exists.
     
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  3. Michael 歌舞伎 Valued Senior Member

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    Pasta (PBUH) works in mysterious ways

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  5. Michael 歌舞伎 Valued Senior Member

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    I don't care if it can be "scientifically" explained. I just feel, you know, as Pastafarian, that this ice thingy is miraculous . It's an example of FSM (PBUH) making Himself known through nature. It just, like, strengthens my conviction. If it wasn't for FSM (PBUH) we'd all be living like cave people or mole-men or something. FSM (PBUH) is Great, FSM (PBUH) is Wise, FSM (PBUH) is Noodly

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  7. TFL ʞǝǝƃ ɐ ʇsnɾ Registered Senior Member

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    He even appears in the fossil record.

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    All praise His Noodly Appendage.
     
  8. sine.nomine Registered Member

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    Kinda looks like cocks and balls... Should I post a picture? And because life stems from my cock and balls, then this must be the form of the divine one.
     
  9. TFL ʞǝǝƃ ɐ ʇsnɾ Registered Senior Member

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    Truly, His divine messages are everywhere.

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  12. scifes In withdrawal. Valued Senior Member

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    this isn't proof, they're just stupid pictures!
     
  13. Michael 歌舞伎 Valued Senior Member

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    By stupid pictures you mean pictures such as these ones:

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    This picture is extremely holy. Pretty much seals the deal. FSM (PBUH) must exist. There's absolutely NO OTHER RATIONAL EXPLANATION. PROOF that FSM (PBUH) is real.
     
  15. TFL ʞǝǝƃ ɐ ʇsnɾ Registered Senior Member

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    Please respect my religion. Don't insult it or I will throw pasta sauce on you.

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  16. TFL ʞǝǝƃ ɐ ʇsnɾ Registered Senior Member

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    Say, those also look like His Noodlyness! He scatters his Divine Pasta Image everywhere.
     
  17. Michael 歌舞伎 Valued Senior Member

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    I asked for a sign and THEN stumbled across THIS!

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    For those that can see the signs, a Pacman on the moon is evidence that FSM (PBUH) predicted atomic orbital theory. See the dot? The one being eaten. THERE'S the PROOF! Right there.


    FSM (PBUH) is The One. All good Pastarians know this and bask in His glory. If it were not for FSM (PBUH) we'd still be living in the dark ages.... ALL scientific discoveries originate in His glory.
     
  18. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    What does it mean when there are adherents to wet, limp and skinny appendages?
     
  19. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    Clearly the penne is mightier than the sword.
     
  20. scifes In withdrawal. Valued Senior Member

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    nope, those pictures are signs from god who created stuff, on the stuff he created.
    spaghetti is man made, where was FSM(PBUH) before humans invented pasta? or started to grow wheat?
     
  21. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    FSM always was and always will be. He created all. Obey your noodley master.
     
  22. TFL ʞǝǝƃ ɐ ʇsnɾ Registered Senior Member

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    Yes, you'll notice that all of those images resemble spaghetti.

    His Noodlyness inspired humans to make The Great Dish in His image.
     
  23. scifes In withdrawal. Valued Senior Member

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    THAT, looks like an ac-130's FART:fart:

    p.s. if i knew there are really some people who adhere to this religion over here, i wouldn't've said that.
    if you want to use what i just said as an excuse to insult islam (some more), then either PM me to delete it or hit the report button.
     

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