Ninjas vs Pirates

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by spuriousmonkey, Jan 19, 2006.

  1. EmptyForceOfChi Banned Banned

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    i dont really have an oppinion of wich is better because it would be biast if i were to say based purely on a martial aspect,


    pirates were good at what they did (steal/pillage)


    ninjas were good at what they did, (assassinate people in high power)


    i would say that the shinobi warriors were more skilled in battle and combat and would have actually made good pirates themselves, ninja were good at stealing and breaking and entering, it was one of there many trates of expertise, i actually study some ninjutsu and ninpo, wich has alot to do with there combat skills,


    there are actually rumours about shinobi warriors beccomming japanese pirates and trying to envade small towns in china, some of the shaolin monks who were the emporers personal bodygaurds back in the old dynastys actually had run ins with japanese pirates, and fought them on several accounts, that would be interesting for a hyperthetical battle, the ninja clans VS the shaolin temples, i would say in straight forward combat crew VS crew the shaolin would be victorious, but in a long fought battle lasting years the ninja would win, using stealth and there lack of honour in battle would give them the advantage, much like how the samurai fell tot he ninja, because of there ideals in the bushido way of honour, (big draw back in war, maybe not in a 1 on 1 fight though)


    the ninja actually learn alot more than martial arts they are very well educated for what they do,


    sword fighting,
    spear fighting,
    unnarmed combat,
    stealth training,
    throwing weapons/ projectile,
    staff fighting,
    geogoraphy,
    meteorology, (dont know if i have spelled that correctly)
    espionage/infiltration, (same goes for that)
    explosives,


    they have clan order, are sworn to secrecy within there own clan, they follow strict rules, and are very protective tot here own like a family not a soldiers unit, there is much more i know about the ninja but i will stop going on now because of my seemingly obsessive nature towards anythign related to martial arts,



    i dont know much about pirates apart from television so i cant say much, but i do know alot about ninjutsu and the shinobi/ninja.



    peace.
     
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  3. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    Interesting point, but isn't the question more who is the best?

    There is more to life than fighting and I have never seen a ninja get close and personal with a bottle of rum or a woman, or both at the same time.
     
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  5. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    Don't you just love wikipedia as a proper encyclopedia? They even have articles on things such as specific websites:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Real_Ultimate_Power

    This is the article on the website I gave earlier in this thread.

    When browsing wikipedia for pirates and ninja there was a big section on modern pirates but nothing really on modern ninjas. A shame. What is the impact of the modern ninja?
     
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  7. EmptyForceOfChi Banned Banned

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    the modern ninja still exists, only now he has, night vision goggles, body armour, and a 9mm with a silencer, and is called a yakuza, just an underground mobb, who assassinate people and do crimes for pay and other reasons,

    groups of assassins still are in japan to this very day and all around the world, and people still learn the combat and stealth arts of the shinobi, ninpo and ninjutsu is still around,



    peace.
     
  8. leopold Valued Senior Member

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    i think they are called religious fanatics
     
  9. leopold Valued Senior Member

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    pirates have no need for all that

    pirates will drink a ninja under the table, party all night into the next day and breed like rabbits
     
  10. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    and breed like rabbits

    then abandon their progeny, who will hate them for it. The children will hunt down their fathers (the boys). But then see the life of a pirate and become a pirate themselves.
     
  11. leopold Valued Senior Member

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    and then breed like rabbits and . . .
     
  12. Roman Banned Banned

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    I've always seen the ninja/pirate debate not as actual ninja v pirate but as allegory for socialism v capitalism.
     
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  14. domesticated om Stickler for details Valued Senior Member

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    I wonder what a real modern day ninja would be like? Yes- I know they have a few little pretentious 'ninja' schools in japan, but I wonder what the true equivilant counterculture would be like?
    Who are the modern day equivilant to the samurai? The police maybe?
     
  15. Roman Banned Banned

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    As someone said earlier, ninja's were essentially pissed off farmers. Workers rising against their feudal warlords. Marx's proletariat revolting.

    Pirates, on the other hand, rely on their own prowess and strength to take what others have through sheer cunning and force.
     
  16. Hapsburg Hellenistic polytheist Valued Senior Member

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    Ninjas = stealthy assassins.
    Pirates = crazy drunk fucks with guns that raid WARSHIPS.

    Musket, blunderbuss, volleygun >>>> Throwing Star.
    Cutlass > Swordy thing.
    Ships with cannons >>>>> Ninja hideout.
    Parrots dropping grenades >>> Monkeys with dartguns.

    Thus, Pirates >>>>>>>>>>>>> Ninjas.
     
  17. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    No, I would classify pirates as socialists, taking goods and monwy from capitalist pigs and redistribute them amongst the people. Themselves
     
  18. Xerxes asdfghjkl Valued Senior Member

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    Pirates
     
  19. Hapsburg Hellenistic polytheist Valued Senior Member

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    Really? I would've classified pirates as...pirates.
     
  20. leopold Valued Senior Member

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    the only real ninja is a dead ninja
    pirates murder ninjas by the bushel
     
  21. RickyH Valued Senior Member

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    LOL

    Well, I looked around and there is a movie about this check it out

    http://nvp.kavefish.net/

    I guess, I will use this to figure it out.

    It has everything love, comedy, and pirates getting there butts whooped in the beggining.

    You guys have to watch this!!!!

    - almost forgot they break out in song and dance at the end

    Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!

     
    Last edited: Jan 20, 2006
  22. leopold Valued Senior Member

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    i would watch it but i don't have broadband yet
    3 more days till it arrives
     
  23. RickyH Valued Senior Member

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    Well, the movie is broken up into 3 different parts, so it does make it alittle easier to view if you only have dial up.
     

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