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cute..had to save the pics and add them to my collection..

 

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i was wrong..i did have it..

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You have a squirrel collection. Damn, I should have known that. I only got that email a few days before your last post on this topic, and thought you might like it. I know it made me laugh.

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What do you think, good or bad for business?

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that sign/shop combo has been there for ten years..adult shop is still in business..

 

I just recently recovered ability to see images posted.

That one in post 2242 is crying out for nocternal modification.

I.e. paint over the last word in "Jesus is watching you." and relocate the other sign "Adult Videos" to the right of big sign; making the combo of both signs read:

Jesus is watching . Adult videos.

 

look at his eyes..he is looking at the pic of a naked woman offscreen..

 

I'm not sure this is a joke, but it should be.

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I have to ask. Is this a joke?

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No & No. I.e. it is not a joke/funny & No it is true. India 145 has spammed many treads and is perma-banded now.

One city in India, I forget name as read about it four or five years ago, has nearly all of its income from surrogate services. Very well organized, with lists of about 100 healthy, strong women willing to rent their wombs.

One woman had delivered four healthy babies for their natural mothers, who tend to be both rich and with time demanding careers. As I recall, in addition to all medical expenses and any special diet costs, the surrogate only got about three thousand dollars for "womb rent."

Normally, the natural mother and her husband go to the Indian city for about 10 to 15 days, timed to the menstrual cycle of the surrogate. When there the drugs natural mother has taken cause her to produce multiply eggs; the husband´s sperm fertilizes them. - Standard "in vitro fertilization" with testing of the developing eggs to select one or two well formed embryos to implant in the surrogate’s "egg ready" placenta.


I don´t think average healthy woman would pay for this service, unless there is some Rh factor etc. problem making it impossible for her to continue to carry the fetus.

 

Quis custodiet ipsos pornoies?​

 

Sadly, that sounds like something my children would do, if they dared.

 

Thanks for the information. Although I have to admit it was very unusual SPAM. I've never seen anything like it before.

 

Smart kids, but I just don't see the word hell as being a curse word, so would be very interested in what the 4 year old would have said if his brother didn't get swatted all the way upstairs.

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nope..can't/won't translate..(tried google)

 

I tried 3 different translators that detected it as Spanish, but when requested to translate to English the text appeared the same in the English box.

 

India also gets a lot of funds from non-emergency reading of routine X-rays taken in the US. The X-ray, sometimes already digital if non-film detector was used, goes thru the internet when US clinic closes for the day. During US night time it is read by well trained Indian doctor, who writes the report (in English, his language too) and send report back to the clinic´s on line computer before the 8AM opening of the clinic for <1/3 or at least less than half the cost of US radiologist reading the X-ray.

In general there are many well trained Indian doctors - Many work in US institutions to get higher salaries than in India, but few go into private practice in the racially sensitive USA.

 

when i did it it said it was french..but it did the same..i tried several with the same result.

give us a clue Geoff

 

Several times when I had operating system problems and called MS for help, I had to spend hours on the phone with an Indian in India. They may be very smart and well educated and also speak English, but the accent makes them very hard to understand. I guess I can't really blame MS for that. After all business is business and they have to go with the cheaper service provider.