There's a party in my pants...and you're invited!

Hey Sciforums! It's Friday night, and we've all had a tough week at work or school or the insane asylum, and it's time to blow off some steam!

So I'm throwing a party, a world-wide party...right here! And y'all are all invited. Let's have some fun...leave the flames at the door, but "burns" are permitted. The fridge is full of beer and liquor cabinet is full of booze...I used to a be bartender, so I'll mix you anything you want. The music is cranking...fuck the neighbors at the website next to us....let 'em call the cops. Just please don't piss in the closet...the bathroom is down the hall.

I'm going to be this sideways before the night is out!

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Jedi party master Mitch

 

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HAHA!! I will be there soon. I have to make a run to buy some Coke Zero!

 

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Wear something sexy...it's a party!

 

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hmmmmmm I am back so where is everyone? lol

 

I guess they're fashionably late.

 

...but I'm determined to have fun...as determined as this guy:

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Lol.......................................

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OMG LMAO that is my dog!!!!

 

Oh Gowd... Stop It!!! You're Killing Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

IS that dog not a bit small for that kind of bum-luvin?

 

Bruce!

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Weren't you going to bed?

 

Yes... you are right... I should. Good night again...

 

Or is that just a cheap way to have mitch all to yourself shorty lol...

 

That reminds me of a joke:

A native American boy approached his father and asked him how he got his name.

His father said "When you grandfather was born, the first thing his father saw was an eagle flying...so he named his boy 'Soaring eagle'.....when I was born, the first thing my father saw was a great bear chasing a deer...so he named me 'running bear'....does that clear things up son?
"Yes father" the boy replied.
"Good" his father answered, "Now go gather firewood, Two Dogs Fucking."

 

No I would like you to stay!

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OOOOooooo////

 

O'k... i will.

It's now 3:00 am exact, and i need to leave home at 8:30... i'd be best just staying up wouldn't I?

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What convention are you going to tomorrow, Reiku?

 

ohhhhhhh wow...where are you?

it is 10 pm here.

forget it scotland