Vaseline: The Dangers of?

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Teetotaler, Nov 3, 2006.

  1. Athelwulf Rest in peace Kurt... Registered Senior Member

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    I highly doubt that vaseline is carcinogenic, but I've heard it leaves you quite chafed. Use lotion or lube (water-based is best — it washes off easy), or nothing at all.

    And I would track down the person who told you vaseline is carcinogenic and smack him upside the head if I were you.
     
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  3. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    With a fifi? That'd be ironic.
     
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  5. francois Schwat? Registered Senior Member

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    Try masturbating with lye. Or paint thinner.
     
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  7. sargentlard Save the whales motherfucker Valued Senior Member

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    Motor oil works wonders too.
     
  8. Athelwulf Rest in peace Kurt... Registered Senior Member

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    I disagree. I think there's no better feeling than that of hydrogen sulfide on your meat.
     
  9. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    Try having sex with a woman.
     
  10. Athelwulf Rest in peace Kurt... Registered Senior Member

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    That's so overrated.

    Besides, I can't be fucked.
     
  11. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    I guess not.
     
  12. lucifers angel same shit, differant day!! Registered Senior Member

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    total crap
     
  13. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    Teetotalers is no longer with us. I believe he died of cancer of some kind. Something to do with "genital abnormalities". I sure miss him.
     
  14. lucifers angel same shit, differant day!! Registered Senior Member

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    god damn he shouldve double bagged it
     
  15. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    OMG! Guys actually worry about that? They actually wonder about the cancer causing abilities of the stuff they use to masturbate??
     
  16. tablariddim forexU2 Valued Senior Member

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    I've never tried it, but olive oil mixed with spearmint oil, would probably be er, refreshingly cool.
     
  17. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    Its why you perform oral sex with a wintogreen lifesaver in your mouth.

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  18. Tnerb Banned Banned

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    It can be dangerous if your parents catch some of your uh uo in the container. I had to learn that.
     
  19. tablariddim forexU2 Valued Senior Member

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    But then you're missing out on the natural taste
     
  20. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    no, it just tastes like a menthol cigarette...well, used to.

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  21. Looney Whaaaaat? Registered Senior Member

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    The only problem I can see is messy stains on your pants.
     
  22. Varda The Bug Lady Valued Senior Member

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    sepeaking only from what I have heard, and at the risk of making a fool of myself, apparently circumcized males have some difficulty masturbating without lubrication... because of... well, lack of foreskin
     
  23. dhowe01 Registered Senior Member

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    Well there are some additional dangers.
    1) If you are doing more than masturbating and using it as a sexual lubricant with a partner, you need to know that it will dissolve the latex in condoms.
    2) If you should not ingest it. Not that it is particularly toxic in small doses, but it isn't absorbed by your digestive tract so it will pass right through you and take everything it finds along with it. ie: you'll get da runs.

    I guess it theory, since its a petroleum byproduct that it could have some nasty aromatics floating around in it, but I don't think those would be particularly harmful in normal wack-off doses.

    remember, they make lip balm outta the stuff, so it can't be that bad.


    happy wacking,

    dan
     

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