An American is visiting the UK and walks up to a fruit and veg stall Amer/ says can i have a banana please Man / hands over a banana and says...
That site is aload of pish , saying that, i was to stoned to read it
Of course they can , just dont speak to them for four to five days a month and you will be fine
What do you call a pakistani who says he doesnt own a corner shop You lieing bastard
I thought the dots were for the blind on this site :cool:
Looked like it could have been a good read :rolleyes:
Why not give the starving millions a jar of treacle each, they could smear a wee drop of it on their lips so the flies stci to it , then they lick...
Hey , dont worry if there are more sceptics out there than believers, i used to be the biggest sceptic in the world untill a few years ago. All to...
I drink anything thats got an alcohole content , these [deleted] that only drink a certain drink get on my [deleted] Shaging , i would shag...
Two sharks swimming up liverpool beach, one shark says to the other What you fancy to eat tonight Other shark says , what about cod Other...
A white man , a black man and a yellow chink get caught in the jungle by head hunters They are told they are going to be whiped 50 times and if...
And im having to pay 95 pence a litre :mad: get on your feckin bike
How do you stop an ethnic from drowning take your foot of his head
Jesus walks into a hotel and throws 4 nails on the counter and says , can you put me up for the night
Wee boy wolks into his mums bedroom and finds his dad and mum fuckin like rabbits, dad rolls of suprised Wee boy...what are yous doing dad ..im...
A wee boy is walking about the house bored so he walks into the toilet, mum what are you doing mum replys...im getting ready to go to the bingo...
I agree 100%[IMG]
religion has been use as a tool to control the masses and nothing else , Its the same today as it was thousands of years ago . many peoples heads...
Originally Posted by existabrent How do you live your life? Day to day , without giving much thought to others or what is going on around me,...
I wouls say some people are born with a gene carried on from earlier generations , and that they will never get away from , only controled with...
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