I have CDO, it's like OCD but the letters are in alphabetical order as they should be.
There already has been a Dirty Dancing 2...
Thank God for that.
Gazza has been sectioned under the Mental Health Act and is now in a facility for useless retards and the socially inadequate. "It's good to have...
Why did the baker have brown fingers? Cos he needed a poo
Jeremy Beadles wife couldn't understand her husbands will. It was written in shorthand.
Heath Ledger died of an overdose after taking some drugs supplied by a dodgy dealer. Not the first time he's been done over by a cowboy.
Dyslexics of the World UNTIE!!!
A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men"... So he stabbed her and nicked her purse.
Whats the difference between Gary Glitter and Colin McRae? Colin McRae only had 2 boys go down on his chopper.
What does Johnny McRae have in common with Madeleine McGann? They've both been shafted by their dad's chopper
Theres a new Portugese hire car which makes your kids vanish if you take them out in it. It's called the Renault McCann
I know what the Italians are going through with Pavorottis death. I know what it's like to lose a tenner.
bcs07 your posts are not funny. Half of them are just racist statments. Also explain how: half of my family live in england sofar i dont think...
8 foreign doctors 3 bombs no deaths Harold Shipman: 1 doctor 1 syringe 300 dead Makes you proud to be British!
Sol Campbell is requesting a transfer back to Tottenham. He heard there strikers are Bent and Keane.
The Harry Potter films are so unrealistic. The flying car and magical powers are believable but a ginger hair kid with two mates!!
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Q. What's a mixed feeling? A....
A Jamaican Boxer lost both his legs in a car crash. Hasn't stopped him boxing though, he's had 7 games without Dee Feet.
bcs07 learn to speak English, your posts are awfully hard to read.
Separate names with a comma.
