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Humorist David Barry described Americans thus: “If you surveyed a hundred typical middle-aged Americans I bet you'd find that only two of them...
I thought posters here might enjoy http://www.nationstates.net/page=faq . The link is the NationStates FAQ page. Just so you know, I gain nothing by...
Maybe what is really needed is 'parent boxes' wherein irate children can shitcan their old folks.
As I've said, she is merely an acquaintance of mine. I can hardly walk up to her and ask. We no longer even live in the same city, and what I meant...
Sorry. I can obtain no further information, but it is as I said, the lady will hear no sensible advice, nor will her husband, and I'd bet my...
The company recruited her in a Southeast Asian nation. I will try to find the answers to all the other questions posters have asked, and get back to...
A thirty-year old woman of my acquaintance has signed a contract with an ethnic Chinese company based in several Southeast Asian nations to be some...
Does Anyone hate Mark Zuckerberg as Much as I Do? See, I already disliked FaceBook for its badly laid out website: what with its announcements that...
A short poem by Mason Williams, entitled Death: You will know me by my touch It is the last
It is said that life arose as a clever way for water to transport itself from place to place. Similarly, consider the tongue. Feel it swell against...
I found this part impressive: "740: The approximate number of stars generated per year by the galaxy in Phoenix's center, a new high for the...
Think! What criminals would you steal from anyway, in real life? The Mob? Not wise. I voted yes. Buddha is right. If you steal, you are yourself a...
What interests me about dreams is that everything in them is so familiar. Like, to make up an example, I can dream about a guy named 'Jeff'' - and...
Retirement and retirement plans are for The Middle Class. I suppose they'll just find me dead one wintry morning and have to pry the coal shovel...
Gustav, I think you miss the fact that the poll and post are parody
sounds like me 'cept for the skinny part.
I am the sort that shows five o'clock shadow half an hour after a close and careful shave. So believe me when I say all shaving products are a crock....
Where I come from, western PA, yiz is the plural of you, not yinz as many mistakenly think. I have noticed that students of English (non-natives)...
There is no statute of limitations on murder. And if only the lawyers profit then at least half of them work at the Simon Wiesenthal Centre. So...
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