Petrol
17 Isle of Wight, England I wanna be a Doctor. Go me.
Now thats funny! Stupid people! How can iraq be in europe...?
Churchill is in the lead at the moment. And i am quite glad for him to win. I personally think Newton is the greatest briton, but hey. Diana...
Id do almost anything for a £1,000,000. I would even do all 4! I Love money! And i'll try anything once! Who knows, i might really enjoy! I might...
There is nothing wrong with white lies if they are used to stop someones feelings from getting hurt. I lie every single birthday and Xmas.... "Thanks...
Yes.
Wow! THat is beautiful! It only took about 2mins on my modem. We're getting broadband on Thursday though! YAY!
The funniest people i can think of are George Carlin, Adam Sandler, and the whole Monty Python squad. They are hilarious! Oh and Dawn French, she...
Hmmm....im not too impressed with the ones you picked. my favourite one was by Pollux V. That was hilarious!! After the midget yanked his pants...
Yes, it was, and it still is! The moulin rouge soundtrack has a few "Shit pieces" which are the dancey filth ones....ugh. But all in all, it is a...
The Lion King Romeo and Juliet A Beautiful Mind Shrek Gladiator The Wind and The Lion Anastasia Beauty and the Beast Schindlers List Waking...
^ LMFAO! HAHAHAH! I saw one of those with a pic of prince harry. Now that was funny! My fave book is the Goblet of fire. I managed to read this...
Oh the joys of masterbation. I love to bellyflake. Nice. :p
"Uh uh uh uh Staying alive, staying alive. Uh uh uh uh Staying ali-i-i-ive."
Xmas = XII / XXV Halloween = X / XXXI Hmmm....I dont think its Roman Numerals! oooook....the answer is: DEC (decimal)25 = OCT(octal) 31 I...
^ Doesn't know the meaning of the word "serious"
^ Is clever way beyond his years! I never even thought for a minute that Tawt was Twat backwards. This is something that will go down in history. We...
^ Doesn't realize that God himself (herself...) gave us the word "Twat" to enjoy. Don't spoil my fun!
Elephantisis
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