It's pointless to bring evidence from the Bible to a discussion. Cafeteria Christians will just blow it off.
Someone's going to get elected. Lester of Two Evils gets my vote.
Step-brat tried to hard boil an egg in the microwave. I told her to clean it up. She stomped off. I tossed the microwave.
And how would you measure that change in elevation?
Said the actress to the bishop.
Ever seen a microwave with carousel when it's been run empty? The metal axles melt the rollers. Not much metal there, but it's catching all the...
Hot Pockets are like that, IIRC. I'm over them so I may be wrong. I know Marie Callender's pot pies are shiny on the inside. Is it foil? No clue.
I saw a guy on TV microwave fowl with metal straps holding its legs together. He said to just put some wax paper over it. Never tested that.
Yer best not be touchin' me relics again!
Acitnoids, how would you measure a six foot change in the height of Mt. Everest?
Victim status seems to go with a religion that has their "savior" hanging from a torture device, a savior ordered there by his Father. This...
Hip, hip, hypocrisy!
You've never seen "The Gate".
The last time I was in Panama City the tides raised and lowered the cruiser by nearly six feet. The dock was over our heads and then level with our...
You must be high.
How about a message of "stories are fun"? Along with the other options, of course.
Please, it's "not hard water".
The War Illustrated carried articles on female train crews during the war.
"Frozen" was about a lesbian, everybody knows that.
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