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    AC/DC rock. Sabbath don't. Zep are damn fine. ...

    AC/DC rock.
    Sabbath don't.
    Zep are damn fine.

    (you shut up!)
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    Anthrax still have it, old school or not, imo!

    Anthrax still have it, old school or not, imo!
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    Unable to follow instructions.

    Unable to follow instructions.
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    COF are alright, (more of an Anthrax man myself)....

    COF are alright, (more of an Anthrax man myself). Anyone seen 'Cradle Of Fear', with Danny Filth and Emily Booth? It's pretty good...
  5. Does Community Service count as a job? Cant play...

    Does Community Service count as a job?
    Cant play piano. Fucking HATE jellied eels (eeew!), don't resort to muggy rhyming slang- I have an education, you see. I'm far too intelligent to get married...
  6. Oi, Redarmy, you fucking Northern Monkey wanker....

    Oi, Redarmy, you fucking Northern Monkey wanker. Head dahn sarf and I'll meet you and your fucking inbred family/friends (same thing) anywhere the fuck you like. Anywhere.
    You wouldn't be able to...
  7. I gotta ask-- what IS that?

    I gotta ask-- what IS that?
  8. Thread: World Cup

    by The Flemster
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    The wop called the frog "a son of a dirty...

    The wop called the frog "a son of a dirty terrorist whore". This is why he lost the plot. Fucking baby-- since when has there ever been a football match WITHOUT jibing and insults between players?
  9. Thread: World Cup

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    Nice header from Zidane! Otherwise, generally a...

    Nice header from Zidane!
    Otherwise, generally a shite World Cup.
    England played fucking abysmally, so much so that I shan't be following them any more!

    Roll on the Euros....
  10. Thaaaaaat's right, you lefty, soap-dodging,...

    Thaaaaaat's right, you lefty, soap-dodging, not-in-my-name hippy, I live in Europe's Ellis Island, just like you!
    Hard to think, isn't it, that not everyone in England is a vegemetarian,...
  11. Just you! People die every minute so why not...

    Just you!
    People die every minute so why not share some of the more interesting ones with the rest of us?!!!
  12. What's The Coolest Thing You've Ever Seen Online?

    Title says it all really!

    Of the many pictures, videos, etc. that you must have seen online, can you link your favourite here for all of us to enjoy?

    Here's mine:
    ...
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    Admiral The Flemster awoke after two years in...

    Admiral The Flemster awoke after two years in hyper-hangover-suspension.
    He surveyed the darkened room, filled with the possibilities of countless adventures, and decided to go back to sleep.
  14. Mr Jolly is a work of genius!!! There's a dvd...

    Mr Jolly is a work of genius!!!
    There's a dvd boxset containing every single eppisode made, with the exception of the new one they did for Xmas '05.

    And Allo Allo was a one-joke pony. And that...
  15. Allo Allo sucked arse.

    Allo Allo sucked arse.
  16. Incidentally, is not The Young Ones similarly...

    Incidentally, is not The Young Ones similarly "dated"...?
    I seem to recall a timeframe of late '70s or early '80s - though I cannot make a claim to greater accuracy, as I consumed a great deal of...
  17. Young Ones rocked! All the other Britcoms you...

    Young Ones rocked!
    All the other Britcoms you mentioned are either really out of date or REALLY REALLY SHITE!

    (And Home Improvement rocks!)
  18. Shut up you wankers. Gay, straight, pink,...

    Shut up you wankers.
    Gay, straight, pink, brown-- who gives a fuck.
    This is a tv discussion, not a sexuallity thread.
    Stay on topic if you would, Cheers!

    The (straight) Flemster.
  19. -Vaguely remember Soap. Remember the theme tune,...

    -Vaguely remember Soap. Remember the theme tune, of course, but I was VERY young at the time and, to the best of my infinite knowledge, it hasn't been repeated on any channel I can get.

    - Golden...
  20. Sounds more like My Family and My Hero- that...

    Sounds more like My Family and My Hero- that awful Ardal O'Hanlan shite.
  21. ALLEN: Men are pigs. Am I right ladies? (All of...

    ALLEN: Men are pigs. Am I right ladies?
    (All of the women in the audience start cheering wildly.)
    ALLEN: TOO BAD WE OWN EVERYTHING!!!

    Lol!
    Tim Allen WAS funny. Too bad he now bends all the way...
  22. This show truly sucks balls. Although Debra...

    This show truly sucks balls.
    Although Debra Messing is quite fit. For a ginger.

    The Flemster.
  23. Americans!!! Can you answer me something...?

    Howdy.

    Here in England, we have the option to own a Freeview box. This allows us a selection of Free-To-Air satelite/digital channels on top of the 5 normal ones we get anyway.

    One of these...
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    It seems you Damn Yankees have a better selection...

    It seems you Damn Yankees have a better selection of cars for the Chavs to ride in.
    Mustangs and the like?
    The little waste of spunks over here can barely get to a 1.0 engined French imported death...
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    Fuck, Hapsburg, who shit in your cereal this...

    Fuck, Hapsburg, who shit in your cereal this morning?
    I AM quite racist, actually, but race is not an issue here.
    In fact, most of these cunty little Chav fucks are white, pretending to be black....
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